Sully was ready. He was going to scare this little girl and become employee of the month. He burst out of the closet. Before he could do anything, a man with a yellow lightsaber cut off his finger. Sully roared in pain. The man had crosses all over his purple and gold armor. "For God so loved the world, he gave his only son, for whoever believes in him will not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16" The man said. "Wait, you didn't disintegrate. You are not a demon. Sorry, my name is Bibleman." Sully's heart skipped a beat. That was a hot name. He found himself strangely attracted to Bibleman. Sully started to stare. Bibleman noticed. He blushed and said"Stop staring at me." Sully couldn't hold himself back anymore. He kissed Bibleman on the lips. After a couple of seconds, he broke the kiss. Bibleman looked at him. "Are you a man?" he asked. "Sully stared at him. "Yes. Why?" Bibleman's face went white. "This is a sin. I must repent." Bibleman took his lightsaber and cut off his head. Leaving Sully in the room with a very confused little girl. THE END