Authors' Note: Holy crap, what did I just write?!


- adiosToreador began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] -
AT: hEY,
AT: vRISKA
AT: i NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
AG: Whaaaaaaaat?
AG: The spontaneously-confident one is asking for MY help?
AT: yES,
AT: iT'S VERY URGENT
AG: Just tell me!
AT: oKAY, sO YOU KNOW HOW THERE IS A DOCKING BAY, fOR THE CARAPACIAN SPACEPODS?
AT: wELL, THERE IS SORT OF AN IMPORTANT THING THERE AS WELL.
AT: jACK NOIR.
AG: Hahahahahahahaha!
AG: Nice one!
AG: I never thought you had th8t sense of humor!
AG: Man, this confidence 8ullshit almost suits you!
AT: hAHAHA, yEAH AT: i'M STARTING TO THINK IT REALLY DOES AT: bUT THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
AT: hE'S REALLY THERE.
AT: tHIS, mIGHT BE YOUR CHANCE,
AT: tO DEFEAT HIM.
AG: ...
AG: If you're really serious... :::;)
AT: yES, I DEFINITELY AM.
AG: Hm...
AG: I guess just this once I'll t8ke your word for it!
AG: If he's not there, of course... I guess I'll just have to ber8 you for a few hours about your poor t8ste in pranks!
AG: Someone's gotta teach you that, don't they?
AG: And since the only other person availa8le who knows a8out THAT is the silly Eg8ert...
AG: I'll just have to do this shit myself!
AT: oH NO,
AT: i ASSURE YOU, tHIS IS NOT A PRANK.
AG: Whatever.

- arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling adiosToreador -


- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling adiosToreador -

AG: Nice of you to mention that I'd need a pressure suit, Tavros!
AG: What, are you trying to get me killed or something?!
AG: Tavros?
AG: Taaaaaaaavroooooooos!
AG: Alternia to dum8ass! This is Alternia to dum8ass!
AG: COME OOOOOOOON!
AG: Do I need to m8ke you answer?!
AG: Tavros! Open the pod 8ay doors!
AT: nO, vRISKA.
AG: What?!
AG: Just op8n the damn thing Toreadork!
AG: I'm suffoc8ting out h8r8!
AT: uH, i'M SORRY, BUT I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.
AT: yOU'VE BEEN REALLY MEAN, tO EVERYONE, aND CAUSING TROUBLE IN OUR SESSION
AT: aND NOW I'M CONFIDENT ENOUGH, tO STOP YOU.
AT: tHIS HAS TO STOP.
AT: pLEASE.
AG: T8vr8s N8tram!
AG: Op8n these stupid fucking doors n8w or I sw8r
AT: yOU SWEAR WHAT?
AT: tHAT YOU'LL MANIPULATE SOMEONE AGAIN, oR HURT SOMEONE, oR MAKE ME DO IT?
AT: i CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
AG: I'll m8ke y8u if I h8ve t8!
AT: nO, YOU WON'T.
AT: i GOT EQUIUS TO MAKE ME, aN ANTI-PSIONICS HELMET.
AT: yOU CAN'T MANIPULATE ME NOW.
AG: Th8t musclebeast-worshipping dou8lecrossing 8astard.
AG: Tavros, listen,
AG: I get that I seem all 8LUH 8LUH SPIDER8ITCH, 8ut this is for your own good. Without me, you'll just spend the rest of your life as the spineless wiggler you are!
AG: So just take off your stupid confident facade already!
AG: It's so utterly f8ke, RUFIO HIMSELF is aghast at the sheer level of idiotic fantasy it really is.
AG: RUFIO, KING OF FALSENESS.
AT: nO
AT: tHIS IS REAL.
AT: yOU WON'T BOSS ME AROUND ANYMORE.
AG: Tavros!
AT: yOU WON'T BOSS ANYONE AROUND ANYMORE.
AT: aNYWAY
AT: i'LL BE GOING NOW
AG: w8!
AG: Just wh8re do y8u think, y8u would 8e going?!
AG: Wh8t ir8ns could a WIMP like y8u P8SSIBLY have in your fire that are MORE IMPORT8NT than this?!
AT: yOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS HURTING PEOPLE, tHOUGH, iN OUR SESSION.
AT: aRADIA USED TO BE NICE, bUT NOW SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU AND DOESN'T HELP ANYONE
AT: eRIDAN WHINES AND DOESN'T HELP ANYONE
AT: aND JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME
AT: i DON'T THINK KARKAT KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING AT ALL.
AT: sO I HAVE, mORE BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO LATER.

- arachnidsGrip [AG]'s computer floated out into space! -

AT: gOODBYE, vRISKA.

- adiosToreador ceased trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] -