Cop #1: "So, how come your hat's all bashed in like that?"
Cop #2: I was in the kitchen back at the station, making some toast. Turned around to get the butter and slipped on one of those, uh, what do you call them? Peas. I slipped over on a pea"
1: "Yeah. Top brass don't get that Risotto Night doesn't work out the same for everyone"
2: "Risotto Primavera"
1: "Pfff. I hear ya"
2: "Tasty though"
1: Oh yeah