In the Dark, Dark City

In the dark, dark city,
there was a dark, dark street.

On the dark, dark street,
there was a dark, dark door.

Through the dark, dark door,
there was a dark, dark stair.

Up the dark, dark stairs,
there was a dark, dark flat.

In the dark, dark flat,
there was a dark, dark bedroom.

In the dark, dark bedroom,
there was a dark, dark bed.

On the dark, dark bed,
there was a dark, dark detective.

In that dark, dark detective,
was John Watson's cock.

The End

End Notes: A reader over on AO3 just left a comment on my current Johnlock WIP, Divinest Sense, which inspired this little fic. If you leave me a review, perhaps you'll inspire my next story. ;)