Bored again, so here's another thing. Some different things than canon, but then again, that's what these places are all about.
Everything belongs to their respective.
Chapter one: The disks and the first song
Happy woke up just like the usual. Natsu was currently on another lead to find Igneel, so he wasn't here right now. You're probably wondering, why isn't Happy with him? Well, Happy wanted to stay to try (and fail) to impress Carla again, so he stayed behind. Happy got up from his sleep, went to the kitchen to get some fish, and was ready to go.
"Well, time to head to the guild!" Happy shouted, well… happily, until a fly was flying around him, getting on his nerve.
"Go away stupid bug!" But the bug wouldn't go away.
So Happy did the only logical thing to do… grabbed something near him and started wailing around the house, trying in vain to kill the bug, all while hitting and breaking a bunch of other things that wasn't his target.
"Stay still!" Happy shouted angrily as he then ran into a big piece of furniture, causing it to fall over.
"…Oops." Was all Happy could say as he saw the piece of furniture on the ground. Then Happy felt it.
"OW! MY HEAD HURTS!"
Running into something headfirst is of course going to hurt. It merely took a few moments for the pain to register. After the pain wore down, the exceed then noticed something.
"Huh?" Happy questioned as he saw a closet that was behind the furniture before Happy knocked it over. "I don't remember this being here…" Happy lived here his entire life, so he would have remembered a closet right here. Being the curious moron he is (Hey!), he opened the closet, and what he saw confused him.
"Are these stacks of CDs?" If Happy wasn't very confused before, he is now.
Just like he said, there were stacks of CDs inside the closet; some stacks were bigger than others, but what were these doing here? Did these belong to Natsu? If so, how come he didn't know about it? Come to think of it, what do these CDs hold?
"Maybe the guild might know!" Happy guessed, now knowing what to do, the bug from earlier completely forgotten, as the exceed founded a big bag from… somewhere, I don't know, and after a couple minutes, got all the CDs in the bag.
Happy then grabbed the now full bag and headed to the guild.
'WITH FAIRY TAIL'
The guild was being its normal self, well normal for them at least. Ask anyone else; they would say its madness. Anyway, they were simply talking and drinking like normal, no brawl had started yet, then Happy came in the guild, with the bag of CDs, as he made his way to where the others were at. Everyone was confused by what Happy had with him.
"Uh, Happy, what's with the bag?" Mirajane asked the talking cat as he landed at the bar.
"Let me guess, is it fish?" Lucy asked the cat in a sarcastic tone.
"No, but that would be amazing!" Happy answered, suddenly thinking about fish. What's new there? This answer of course got giggles from some people, and face palms from others.
"Then what's in the bag." Gray asked, who is only in his underwear by the way.
"Gray, your clothes." Cana pointed out, causing him to look down in shock.
"How did that happened?!" Gray shouted.
So after getting his clothes back, or at least his pants, they asked Happy again what's in the bag.
"I was hoping you all would know." Happy told them, as he opened the bag to reveal the CDs in it.
"What's with the disks?" Erza asked the exceed, who simply shrugged.
"Well, I woke up, ate fish, then tried to kill an annoying bug, then I knocked over a piece of furniture by accident. But there was a closet there that I don't remember being there, and it had these CDs in it." Happy told them. "I figured you might know what they are."
The guild was just as confused as Happy was. They didn't know what these disks were. Mira grabbed one and looked at it, before seeing what kind of disk it was.
"Oh, it looks like a music CD." The bartender told the others as she looked at it some more. Before looking at the rest and noticing that they all were music CDs.
"A music CD?" Levy asked, "Why would a bunch of music disks be at Natsu's and Happy's house?"
"That is odd." Erza spoke, and was thinking why these things were there in the first place.
Mira looked at the CD she had in her hand, in order to see if there's a name on it that might help them know who made these. When she saw whos name was on it, she was surprised.
"What is it Mira?" Kinana asked her as she and the others saw her jump a bit in surprise.
"If I'm seeing this right," Mira then had a big grin on her face, "Then Natsu made these!"
Silence was all the guild was, until…
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gray and most of the guild burst out laughing all of a sudden.
"What's so funny?" Lucy asked them, after they calmed down.
"Lucy, this is flamebrain we're talking here." Gray replied as if it was oblivious, "That moron probably couldn't make music if his life depended on it."
"But we listen to Gajeel's song and they are awful." Happy spoke. This got said mage angry.
"What's that supposed to mean?! My music is great!" Gajeel told the exceed.
"Nah, Happy's right, you're an awful singer." Gray replied.
"What did you say ice freak!"
"You heard me metal head!"
"ENOUGH!" Erza shouted as she slammed her hands into their heads, sending them to the floor, "Regardless if it's good or not, Mira go ahead and play one." The red haired woman told the bartender.
"What? Why?" Elfman asked her. But his sister answered for Erza.
"I want to see what Natsu sounds like." Mira told them with a glint in her eyes. You know, the kind of glint that makes you wish you were running away right now. Everyone in the guild was worried now, when Mira's like that, no one is safe.
After it was settled that they were going to listen to these, Mira went to grab a radio in order to play the songs.
"Which song do we listen too first?" Mira asked the guild.
"I don't know, they all going to sound awful anyway." Gray told her.
"And how do you know that? For all we know, Natsu might actually be a decent singer." Lisanna asked Gray, trying to defend Natsu.
"At least it should hopefully be at least better than Gajeel at least." Laxus decided to throw his two cents in from the second floor, with his Thunder God tribe with him.
"YOU ALL DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!" Gajeel yelled at them.
Everyone ignored the iron dragon slayer's outburst. Lucy picked up one of the CDs and looked at it. It was labeled as "The Sound of Silence".
"What about this one?" The celestial wizard suggested. Mira and Erza took a look at it, before agreeing with the blonde.
"It's settled. We'll start with this one." Erza told the guild with a tone that left no room for argument. Though there were stars in her eyes, possibly wanting to hear what Natsu sounded like.
So Mirajane put the disk into the radio, and then hit the play button. Most of the guild had giant grin on their faces, as they waited for whatever awful noise it was going to be heard.
However, instead of something that sounded like a dying ostrich doing a barrel roll (I don't even know), it sounded like a piano?
"Huh?" Everyone was confused until they the singing.
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Within the sound of silence
"That's Natsu?" Lucy questioned in shock by the voice. It was amazing and beautiful in her eyes. The others were just as shocked and amazed as well.
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
"H-How?" Gray was shocked that his rival was singing this. Did he actually make this?
"SHH!" Everyone hushed Gray as they wanted to listen.
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence
Everyone was so surprise by this much talent Natsu possessed, how come they didn't know about this?
"Fools", said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
In the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence
Silence filled the guild as the song finished playing.
"That was so beautiful!" Mira spoke with some tears from the song. Yes, she shed some tears, that shows how much she loved that song. It was beautiful in her opinion.
"That was amazing." Erza stated. She was unaware of how talented Natsu was. But how come he didn't tell them this?
"Aya!" Happy agreed with the red haired woman.
"Since when could he be able to sing? As a matter of fact, since when could he play piano of all things?" Makarov questioned. He and the rest thought they knew pretty much everything about the fire dragon slayer, but apparently not.
"Juvia is also surprise." Juvia stated.
"Let's play another one!" Mira explained happily.
Everyone could only watch as she went to find another one from the pile of CDs to play.
See you all later, whenever that will be.