SMILES EDGEWORTH

THE SMILING TURNABOUT

one day there was a smiling man in de smiling prosecutors office named smiles imwortheverything

smiles was a prosecutor friend of dick gumsmile and kay smileaday and they went to court to prosecute the frowning man frown sahwit

"now den" said judge glaring at smiles "i tink de prosecutions case is stupid so i declare frown sah-"

"OBJECTION" shouted smiles "LOOK EVRYONE JUDGE IS PART OF TEAM FROWNING HES BIASED!"

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP" gasp courroom and judge was disbarred

"DAMMIT" shouted frownix wright "but wait who will judge us?"

"i will" siad a voice and UDGEY was at judge stand

"OMFG LOOK EVRYONE HE DOESNT HAVE A FROWN OR SMILE IN HIS NAME" shouted smiles dropping his smile and replacing it with O

"yes" said udgey "i am strate faced so im neutral so both of you fight so i can decide de fair nutral verict"

"ALRITY" shreeked edgey wit a smile "ILL DO IT MISTAH UDGEY"

"grunt" mutter frownix "fine"

"HEYA MISTEH EDGEY PAL" said gumsmile "DO YA TINK DAT MISTAH SAWITS TE KILLER"

"INEED MY BESTEST FREND" said smiles

"SO WE GONNA CACH DE NASTY MAAAAN?" smiled smileaday

"YES MY SECAND BESTEST FREND" smiled smiles

"ok ok gezus yu guys ar cringe" said frownix

"I CALL MY DEAR WITNESS MR FROWNY BUTT" shouted smiles

frowny butz came in

"eeek look smily hes frowning"

"o deer" said smiles but he didnt drop hs smile

WITNESS TESTMONY

"it wasnt sawit it was me so yeah" said monotone frowny

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAT" shouted udgey

"OBJECTION" shouted edgey "ohhh no misteh frowny yur testifying to get HIM in jale so tun dat frown side down and JOIN US!"

"um acually it realy was me"

"FUCK" shouted miles "I MEAN OOOHHH DEAR I GESS I BETTAH CROSS EXAMINE TEE HEE" laughed smiles

REBUTTAL

"it wasnt sawat it was me so yeah"

"OBJECTION" shouted smiles "look evryone HES FROWNING HE SHUD BE NUTTY"

"AAAAAAAAAGH" shouted udgey "WE CANT HAVE BIAS IN HERE"

udgey threw his gavel at butz and it hit him in de head and killed him

"fuck" said frownix "now what maya"

"hmmm" said maya frown "we shud ask him to testify about why he did it"

"FROWNIY whyd yu do it huh" said phrowning

WITNESS TESTIMONY

"..."

"wat" said frenix

"HE DIED YU SILLY GOOSE" shouted smiles

"oh fuck" said prowling

"wel den" said udgey "due to de lack of test-"

"OBECTION" shouted frowning because he was about to TURN DIS ENTIRE CASE ON ITS HED! "theres one more possible here"

"what" said udgey

"de one more possible KILLER!" shouted phrowns and he turned and pointed AT HIMSELF! "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"oh" said udgey "ok"

"NO NO NOOOOOOO" shouted gumsmile

"YU DONT WANT DE TRUUUUTH" shouted farasmile

"AND I WILL EXPOSE YOOOUUUUUU" shouted smiles

REBUTTAL

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"OBJECTION" shouted smiles "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM"

"FUCK" shouted frownix

"OK DIS IS STUPID" shouted udgey "WHO DID IT?"

"OBJECTION" shouted smiles "lOOK EVR1 HES GLARING HES BIASED!"

"OH FUCK!" udgey tried to fix his face but de stupid make him laugh so he was arrested and executed for contempt of de court

"ok but whos judge" said phrownix

"hmmm" said smiles

"I AM" shouted kay smileaday who was straighting her face "and i declare frank sawit guilty"

"WAT SHES BIAS" shouted phrownix

"lol no she has straight face" said smileshoe

"LMAOOOOO STAAAAYYY SALTY LOSER!" laughed smiles

smiles gumsmile and smileaday went home and partied wit lots of crazy happy people

THE END