The Fresh Prince of Hogwarts

Now, this is a story all about how,

My life got flipped-turned upside down

and I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there.

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Hogwarts Square.

In London England born and raised

In the cupboard under the stairs, was where I spent most of my days.

Chillin' out MAXIN' relaxin' all cool,

And all playing some Quidditch outside of the school.

When a couple of Dursleys gang who were up to no good,

Started making trouble around my neighborhood.

I got in few little fights

and MY mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with Hermione and Ron in to Hogwarts' Square.

I begged and pleaded with her day after day,

But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way

Hagrid, keeper of the keys then showed up

And suggested that it seemed like im all grown up

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me MY ticket

I put MY Walkman on and said, 'I MIGHT as well kick it'.

I searched for the train at nine and three-quarters

Uncle Vernon couldn't see a thing he probably wasn't sober

I guess I forget that my muggle life was is in the past

and began to learn this magic thing real fast

I ran through the wall

I thought I done it all

Until I finally arrived on the express toll.

First class, YO this is bad!

Drinking white sprite out OF a goblet glass

Is this what the people of Hogwarts LIVING like?

Hmmmmm this might be just alright.

But WAIT I hear they're Witches, Wizards, all that

Is this the type OF PLACE that they just send cool cats

I don't think so

I'll see when I GET there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Hogwarts square.

Well, the train has stopped

and when I came out There was a Hagrid like a cop

there with instructions to group us like Cattle.

As we sailed across the lake, to the Hogwarts Castle

I ain't trying to GET Suspended yet I just GOT here,

I used my Magic powers and - like lightning, disappeared.

Then whistled for my broom and when it came near,

The license plate said fresh and it had Nimbus two thousand IN the rear

If anything I could say that this broom was RARE,

BUT I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, Broom TO Hogwarts square'

I pulled up to the Castle about 7 or 8,

And I yelled to the Voldemort 'Yo home smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom,

I was finally there,

To sit on MY throne as the PRINCE of Hogwarts Square.