CHAPTER 1: AGGRESSIVELY PREGNENT WITH NUCLEAR WARHEADS
(hi this is sequel to my fic the babies are us! read here: s/11916429/1/The-Babies-Are-Us )
(also CONTENT WARNING CONTAINS VIOLENs AND SEX!)
gunilla was the queen of ardelia witch you already knew if you read the last fic. and if u didnt then what the hell are you doing here reading this SEQUAL? 1th i probably wont even expalin waht the hell all these ppl and events are so youll be like CONFUSED AS HELL... 2th youll also get spoilered as fuck! SO GO READ THE GOD DAMN STORY CALLED "THE BABIES ARE US!" and if you already did then sorry for wasting ur time with this horse shot
anyway gunilla was the queen of ardelia. you know who she is. the girl with HUGE BOOBS (radius almost 0.6m) and who is a queen, because elsa and anna disappeared. and i guess she shaved the kingdom from evil killer sex robots? thats a good reason to get elected queen imo
but the point is: gunilla, the queen, was sitting at the meeting of GLOBAL UNION witch is you know a thing where multiple countries discuss their feelings and stuff. but not literally countries. countries cant talk and they dont even have feelings so its the queens and presidents and dictators etc who talk! and gunilla WAS the queen, so she was CORRECT AS FUCK in being there in the first place.
the room was big. duhh? i think theres like 50 countries irl, and ARDEALIA DOESNT EVEN EXIST. so in this realm of fantasy THERE AR EMORE COUNTRIES and there fore places where the main dudes of countries meet up and discuss their feelings are p much HUGE AS FUCK (area almost 1000m2). and there was a big screen witch showed like the STAELITE IMAGE of the WHOLE WORLD. it looked COOL AS HELL, but was probably p much useless. i mean why not just use a god damn normal map? if the thing shows like a big portion of the planet then you can see NO DETAILS AT ALL.
and like i said there were lots of ppl who lead countries. there was DARH VADER the EMPEROR OF STARLAND (witch is a country next to ardelia). gunilla decided to go to talk to DARTH VADER because she is a repsinsobile queen who ACTUALLY CARES WHAT HAPPENS IN HER COUNTRY AND BY EXTESIION I GUESS COUNTRIES THAT ARE NEAR HER COuNTRY BECaUESE WHAT HAPPENS IN COUNTRIES NEAR YOU TENDS TO KiND OF AFFECT WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU. so gunilla went and talked to darth wader.
DARH VADER was dressed in all black. like a goth. but he wasnt hot and his boobs were p much nonexistant. also he had a helmet witch was out of fashion. and also he had a COOL AS FUCK LAZER SWORD witch i guess gives him SOME fashion bonus points.
"hi" gunilla said. "what r we going to discuss today even?" uhh gunilla your the god damn QUEEN maybe u should know what happens in meetings of the GLOBAL UNION?
"something EXTREMLY Interesting" darth vader said and breathed OMINIOUSLY AS HELL. did i mention breathing? because DARTH VADERs things is BREATHING CREEPILY AS FUCk. nobody knows why. some say he was in an axident and some say hes just VERY out of shape.
but anyway gunilla didnt have more time to talk with DARk VADER because PRINCESS ESTRELLA THE QUEEN OF SWEDEN called her. gunilla said ok see u later and went to talk to PRINCESS ESTREALLA THE QUEEN OF SWEDEN who was much better person than darth vader. and had bigger boobs. and those 2 things are p much the same imo
"hey hows ur baby coming along" PRINCESS ESTRELLA THE QUEEN OF SWEDEN axed gunilla.
"its fine" said gunilla. "i have some minor pains but im not sure why."
"maybe you should axe your husband DR HOUSE why its that way" PRINCESS ESTREALLA THE QUEEN OF SWEDEN suggested.
"i think its just normal to feel pain when ur having a baby come out of u" gunilla shrugged. "i mean unless its a magic teleporting baby that sudenly just teleportes the fuck out of ur tummy but thats just the STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD."
"i agree lets go the meeting is about to start!" PRINCESS ESTRELLA THE QUEEN OF SWEDEN noticed. and they ran to their places. there was a COOL AS FUCK golden sing that said ARDELIA where gunilla sitted. it was COOL AS HELL. maybe i should order some golden signs for my royal meetings gunilla wondered silently.
and then they began talking. about some boring things i guess. like some countries were at war, and p much non stop SHOOTING THE FUCK out of each other. but gunilla didnt care because it had been v peaceful since the twin incest lesbien queens diapeared. during elsas and annas reign the whole country was p much at CONSTANT THREAT OF NUCLEAR ATTACKS but that couldnt hapen now! gunilla thought im p much the BEST AT DIPLOMACY. if diplomacy means not getting your country EXPLODED THE FUCK OUT OF by some nuclear weapons.
DONOLD TRUMP the KING OF AMERICA banged the fuck out of his gavel witch was a freudian symbol for his daugter and interrupted the kings of wizardland and norway, who were punching each other, i guess because their countries were at war. but honestly that doesnt even do anything... i mean whats the best case scenario here dudes? you punch the other king SO HARD that he fucking dies and then your country wins the war? think again, dump ass because THEYLL JUST ELECT ANOTHER KING?
but i mean the point here is that DONLAND TRUMP said: "STOP PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTER YO FOOLS! LETS CONTINUE DISCUSSING BUILDING WALLS EVERY WHERE!"
but then SOME BODY FUCKING SHOT DONALD TRUMP IN THE FUCKING HEAD! EVERY ONE GASPED AND WAS OVER ALL SURPRISED AS HELL! WHO COULD IT HAVE BEEN?
"its me" said DARTH VADER the lord of starland. "i killed donaldn trump" he said and pointed a gun at everybody present "and i will kill the rest of you unless you all STOP THIS HORSE SHIT AND LET ME TALK"
even the kings of wizardland and norway stopped their honestly TOTALLY UNECESARY battle.
DARTH vADER walked to the place where DONALND TRUMPS BODY was and kicked his orange corpse away.
"NOW" DARTH BADER SAID "we can start discussing something REALLY IMPORTANT."
everybody was quiet. witch was a good thing since other wise DARTH VADER would probably have just killed them all.
"heres the thing" LORD DARTH VADER said. "you are going to WITH OUT RESISTANCE give me COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE KING DOM OF ARDELIA-"
"- OR I WILL FUCKING END YOU ALL YOU MISREABLE PIECES OF SHIT WITH NUCLEAR WARHEADS!"
"lol u wouldnt really" said HARRY POTTER the KING OF WIZARDLAND. "lol the whole point of nucluar weapons is that u dont use them u fucking idiot"
"FINE if You DON NOT BELIEVE ME" said DARTH VADER "THEN I SHALL DEMOSTRATE!"
every body just laughed because what HARRY PITTER THE KING OF WIZARDLAND just said was p much the truth.
DARTH VADER pressed a red button that was next to him. nothing happened... and then nothing happened... and then nothing almost happened but what instead happened was that in the big screen THE WHOLE COUNTRY OF SWEDEN JUST EXPLODED.
PIRNCESS ESTREALLA THE QUEEN OF SWEDEN began to cry because she had just become just ESTRELLA. you p much cant be a queen if your whole country BLOWS THE FUCK UP.
"you" said DARTH VADER and pointed at gunilla "shall make me the sole ruler of ardelia in SEVEN DAYS or else... wait fuck i just showed you what im going to do to everybody so SEE YOU LATER NOOBS"
suddenly THE WALL EXPLODED AND EVERYONE SCREAMED as a HUGE FUCKING CAR BURSTED INTO THE ROOM. it was a red car with flame markings witch is universal code for "FAST AS FUCK". DARTH VADER jumped into the car and rode away.
every one was p much v shocked. except estrella who was crying. gunilla ran to her and began to kiss her pasionately because she was good at diplomacy.
"HEY GUnilla" harry potter screamed.
"CANT YOU SEE IM KIND OF BYSY?" gunila screamed and tore her cloths off. and also estrellas cloths off.
"i just wanted to tell" hary potter said "that unless you do what DARTH VADER KING O STARLAND does i will also promise to NUCLEAR BOMB the FUCK out of your sorry ass."
"that wont do shit because DARTH VADER would already had destroyed the whole world" gunilla said annoyedly and began sexxing estrella because she was very good at diplomacy. she inserted her vag into estrellas mouth and began shaking sexily and passionateily.
and mean while everybody left expect those who were too distracted by HOT LESBIEN SEX. but after some time they left too.
after gunilla and estrealla finished sexxing both of them began to cry.
"fuck fuck FUCKS HSIT GOD DAMN" gunilla sweared and cried. "I DONT WANT TO GIVE MY COUNTRY TO DARTH VADER WHAT THE HELL CAN I DO?"
estrella didnt answer she just cried some more.
"come" gunila said suddenl.y
"huh i already did" estrella sniffed confusedly.
"not in that way GOD" gunilla said angrily. "lets go to ardelia i must do something!"
and they ran away.
SOME TIME BEFORE THE PRECEEDING EVENTS TOOK PLACE...
DARTH VADER was sitting on his EVIL THRONE. before the GLOBAL UNION meeting you know. the one u just read about?
suddenly his ROYAL EVIL SCIENTIST who was DR CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW came.
"what can i do for you today my lord" DR CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW axed. "shall i prepare a pirate boat for your GLOBAL UNION meeting today?"
"no i think a car will be fine" darth vader said "because THE MEETING IS ON LAND YOU FUCKING IDIOT. prepare my best car"
"k" said DR CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.
"but wait theres more" said DARTH VADER. "use your EVIL PIRATE SCIENCE to prepare the first nuclear warhead today"
DR CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW gulped. "that will be dificult my lord but i will try"
"EXCELLANT" said DARH VADER. "show me my wonderful warhead creating machines"
"as you wish my lord" said DR CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW and lead darth vader into some generic evil laboratory. there were uhh evil sciencey things like test tubes with unidentifieable babies insine. and i guess... shark pits? and lava? wait, LAVA SHARK PITS thats COOL AS HELL.
and the sharks can also shoot lazers.
but LASER SHOOTING LAVA SHARK PITS was not what LORD DARH VADER wanted to see today. jack lead his king next to a room that had a sign that said: "CONFIDENTAL AS HELL DO NOT ENTER UNLESS YOU ARE DR CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND SLASH OR DARTH VADER"
darth vader began to laugh evilly as the door opened because something EVIL AS HELL was about to happen.
and inside the room there were TWO TABLES and on them were tied... ELSA AND ANNA!
"HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHSHAGHAHHAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH" DARTH VADER LAUGHED. "now, my beautiful lesbien birthers... YOU SHALL... GIVE BIRTH... TO NUCLEAR WARHEADS!"
dr capt JACK SPARROW pressed a red button.
elsa and anna screamed in pain... as HUGE NUCLREAR WARHEADS BURSTED OUT OF THEIR VAGS.
NEXT CHAPTER: HOW ARE ELSA AND ANNA ALIVE? WHAT WILL GUNILLA DO? AND WHO IS GUNILLAS BABY? AND WILL THE WORLD BE DESTROYED?