Title: Bit in Ikea

Author: Omnicat

Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tron (1982)

Warnings: None.

Characters & Pairings: Flynn & Bit

Author's Note: Enjoy!


"That's the funniest-looking lamp."


"And it talks!"

"That's no lamp. It doesn't even shine."


"It's a novelty lamp. Like lava lamps."


"Even the lamp doesn't think it's a lamp, ma."


"If it's not a lamp, what's it doing in the lamp section?"

"BIT! There you are!"


Bit shot from its lampshade perch.


"Radical! I don't care what it is, ma, I want one."

Flynn snatched Bit up, grinning maniacally. "Magnets! All the new flying robot toys have them! This is just a prototype, but expect'em in stores soon!"

And he fled.


PSAN: Inspired by a tumblr post saying "Imagine your icon getting lost in Ikea.", reblogged by tumblr user stalkingbit.