Title: Bit in Ikea
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tron (1982)
Characters & Pairings: Flynn & Bit
Author's Note: Enjoy!
"That's the funniest-looking lamp."
"And it talks!"
"That's no lamp. It doesn't even shine."
"It's a novelty lamp. Like lava lamps."
"Even the lamp doesn't think it's a lamp, ma."
"If it's not a lamp, what's it doing in the lamp section?"
"BIT! There you are!"
Bit shot from its lampshade perch.
"GOD ALMIGHTY, IT'S FLYING."
"Radical! I don't care what it is, ma, I want one."
Flynn snatched Bit up, grinning maniacally. "Magnets! All the new flying robot toys have them! This is just a prototype, but expect'em in stores soon!"
And he fled.
PSAN: Inspired by a tumblr post saying "Imagine your icon getting lost in Ikea.", reblogged by tumblr user stalkingbit.