PHOENIX WRIGHT TURNABOUT THEORY

BY BARRYLAWN

one day phoenix wright was on his computer

he googled phoenix wright to see if he could get spoilers on ace attorney 6 but when he did he was shocked to see the news appear and say

"PHOENIX EXPOSED AS GRAND VILLAIN"

"WHAAAAAAT" shouted phoenix "this has to be a tabloid right?"

"NICK" shouted maya "there are people outside the office!"

"oh nice" said phoenix "i wonder if they want me to take their cases"

phoenix went out the door but he WAS POKED BY A PITCHFORK

"OWWWWWW" shouted phoenix "that hurt!"

"HEY PAL" shouted someone and gumshoe takkled the pitchfork man and arrested him into the police car

"woah thanks gumshoe" said phoenix

"yeah yeah anyway" said gumshoe "YOUR UNDER ARREST PAL!"

"WHAT WHAT DID I DO" shouted phoenix as he was dragged to the ground

"you are an ACE CRIMINAL SCUM"

"WHAT FUUUUCK" yelled phoenix as he was dragged away to prison

"I DAMAND A TRIAL YOU SHITS" shouted phoenix

"ha ha ha" said police "a criminal like you doesnt deserve a trial"

"PLEEEEASE" said phoenix

"oh well i guess criminals like you dont say please so okay" said police and they took him to court

AT THE TRIAL

"court is in session for the trial of phoenix wright" said judge

"i am ready your honor" said phoenix

"prosecutor matt patt is redy" said the prosecutor

"MAT PAT MAT PAT MAT PAT" cheered the court

"DONT LET HIM GET AWAY"

"PROVE YOUR THINKING WASNT FOR NOTHING"

"GODOT CANT SEE REDD WHITE"

"whats everyone getting so excited about?" thought phoenix

"now then" said udgey "please make your opening statement"

"phoenix wright has been exposed as a serial villain"

"but how" said phoenix "i havent even killed anyone"

"because you have sent so many innocent people to prison"

"how the fuck do you know that"

"BECAUSE YOU USED ILLEGAL END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS METHOD" shouted mat pat accusingly

"WHAT" shouted phoenix

TO BE CONTINUED