I've always had a few headcannons on James Sirius Potter. One of them was that he inherited Arthur Weasley's blue eyes, and his fascination with Muggles. But he acts like the first James Potter too, which includes falling for a Muggleborn. This one shot is about the most spectacular pranks of each of his years at Hogwarts, written from the teacher's point of view in the form of detention slips. Also, I'M SO EXCITED FOR CURSED CHILD! Anyways, enjoy!


Name: James Sirius Potter

House: Gryffindor

Year: First Year

Date: 1st of September, 2015

Offense: Disrupted Sorting by setting off fireworks with Fred Weasley, third year Gryffindor.

(Note: He wasn't even Sorted)

Punishment: Detention every night with Mr. Filch for a week.

Signed: Headmistress Minerva McGonagall

Comments: I sincerely hope he isn't a reincarnate of the first James Potter, though there is a striking resemblance.


Name: James Sirius Potter

House: Gryffindor

Year: Second Year

Date: 10th of December, 2016

Offense: Transfigured Great Hall into an ice skating rink with Edward Lupin, seventh year Hufflepuff.

(Note: Teddy Lupin is Head boy)

(Note: Dept. Headmaster Filius Flitwick slipped and had to be rushed to the Hospital Wing)

Punishment: Detention four times a week till January 31st with Professor Flitwick

Signed: Headmistress Minerva McGonagall

Comments: I hope Miss Victoire Weasley liked her present.

Have given up on trying to stop Mr. Potter.


Name: James Sirius Potter

House: Gryffindor

Year: Third Year

Date: 14th of February, 2017

Offense: Charmed House Elves to serenade Miss Auden Campbell, Third Year Ravenclaw, during Hogsmeade visit.

(Note: Miss Campbell is a muggle born who has never seen a House Elf and was understandably shocked)

(Note: Elves refused to say no and set her robes on fire)

Punishment: Detention for a month with Mr. Argus Filch

Signed: Headmistress Minerva McGonagall

Comments: I still don't understand how the boy thought that this was charming.


Name: James Sirius Potter

House: Gryffindor

Year: Fourth Year

Date: 17th of March, 2018

Offense: Along with Lucy Weasley, Fourth Year Slytherin, Auden Campbell, Fourth Year Ravenclaw and Edgar Bones, Fourth Year Hufflepuff, managed to replace food with Dungbombs.

(Note: Choked Professor Slughorn)

Punishment: Three weeks of detention with Professor Slughorn

Signed: Headmistress Minerva McGonagall

Comments: Paid homage to grandparents. Am slightly proud. But I am too old for his antics. Two wars, the Marauders and the Weasleys were enough.


Name: James Sirius Potter

House: Gryffindor

Year: Fifth Year

Date: 2nd of October, 2018

Offense: Forced teachers and peers to call him Mickey Blue Eyes, and then charmed Professor Aurora Sinistra's telescopes to show reflection of his eyes.

Punishment: A month of detentions cleaning Astronomy Tower

Second Offense: Showed disrespect to Headmaster

(Note: Called me an uptight dwarf)

Punishment: Added two weeks of detention

Signed: Headmaster Filius Flitwick

Comments: Is an insolent child, but seems to be maturing. Also knows a lot about Muggle culture.


Name: James Sirius Potter

House: Gryffindor

Year: Sixth Year

Date: 13th of April, 2021

Offense: Transfigured Great Hall banners into handwritten notes

(Note: They were sorry letters addressed to Headmaster)

Punishment: One week of detention with Headmaster

Signed: Headmaster Filius Flitwick

Comments: I am extremely flattered and have forgiven the boy for irritating me.


Name: James Sirius Potter

House: Gryffindor

Year: Seventh Year

Date: 30th of June, 2022

Offense: Charmed suits of armour to sing 'So long, Farewell'

Punishment: -

Signed: Headmaster Filius Flitwick

Comments: Excellent charmswork

I will miss this child.


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