Note: I do not own pokemon or any of it's characters, any characters in this story are strictly belonging to gamefreak and pokemon.

The Pokemon world tournament is happening and a few guys were hanging out before the battles began.

"You guys ready for your battles?" Brendan asked, confidently, "I know I am." Calem gave a smirk, "You bet I am. Greninja is just itching to attack something." Nate laughed, "I wish my pokemon were that pumped for fighting." Hilbert pumped his fist into the air, "I am certain I'm going to win this, after what I've accomplished? No one can beat me!" Ethan snorted from his spot in the corner, "Don't be too confident Hilbert. If I learned anything from battling Red, it's that you'll never know when you're gonna be knocked off your perch." All the other boys groaned at this, "Why do you keep bragging about that?" Lucas groaned, "Hey, I have a right to. Besides, if you want me to stop then work up the courage to fight him yourself." Ethan bragged. The other boys shook their heads, "Why? He's near impossible to defeat and you only fought him because you live at the base of Mt. Silver. It's too far for the rest of us, it's not worth it to lose." Brendan remarked, "Exactly!" Calem exclaimed, "And Besides, he may be the best of Kanto, but he's no Ash Ketchum." Everyone muttered agreement, "Hey where is Ash anyway? It's not like him to miss something as big as this." Hilbert noted. "Maybe he's delayed? After all, that kid never flies anywhere." Nate remarked. Everyone nodded, "Always walking, you'd think as much as he travels, he'd get a flying pokemon." Ethan laughed.

Just then the door to the room flew open and a Pikachu followed by Ash Ketchum walked in, "Made I was gonna be late." Ash remarked, "And so the legend arrives." Ethan said mockingly, "Jeez Ethan, what do you have against me?" Ash asked, hurt, "It's good to see Ash." Lucas nodded, "You too Lucas." Ash nodded back, "I'm glad you're here Ash," Calem said, "Anyone who beats you will become the champion of everywhere except kanto." Everyone nodded, "Yeah, never could beat that guy Red, and I never battled Ethan yet." Ethan smiled, "If you ever do, I don't plan to let you win. I am Kanto's champion and it's gonna stay that way." Ash laughed, "One day I'll beat you Ethan, just you wait. But that's besides the point, boys, I have news." All the guys tilted their heads in confusion, "What do you mean Ash?" Nate said, clearly confused, "The reason I was late… I just had sex with Misty!" Ash said triumphantly, "Misty? The ex-Cerulean gym leader?" Ethan asked, in disbelief, "The one and only." Ash said, smiling. "Well… give us details man! How'd it happen?" Ash sat in a chair, "I'll be happy to tell you everything."