"What do you mean Edward Cullen is my opponent?" Bella snatched away the papers in her faithful assistant's hands. She had to see it for herself to believe.

A slow smile spread across her lips as she read the news for herself. "Jake! This is perfect. We'll clobber this moron. He doesn't know a damn thing about running the country."

"Well… no, but…"

Bella glared at Jake. "'But' what?"

"Have you seen his face? He's gorgeous." Jake grabbed the papers back and flipped to the glossy 8x10 of Edward's face. "And did you see him on Ellen last week? He—"

So... I happened to be responding to a review one my verreh first story when I thought to myself... wonder if 3HP has had any reviews this year. So I hop on over here and lo and behold between our six published stories, there were THREE NEW REVIEWS! We figured that was cause for celebration.

To review... just to be clear... about 30 minutes ago I got a bee in my bonnet to do another potato and because my cowriters are the best peeps ever they immediately said YES and here you are.

Buckle up. It's gonna be a disaster.

Leave some love and lettuce know you're here!


shell (hot tot)

PS - REMINDER... these are 100 word chapters that born, kitkat, and I take turns writing. There's no discussion between us beyond what we just decided on so we have no idea where the story will go until it gets there. Hope you enjoy!

PPS - This is a crack fic. Any resemblance to real peeps should be cause for concern. We do not intend to touch/emulate/make fun of/promote the real upcoming election at all.

PPPS - In the interest of honesty, a certain potato *not mentioning any names but side eyes a certain ho* talked me into waiting until she could finish the fabulous banner to post the first chapter. Shout out to born for her majestic banner-making skills!