Ah, we all know the song (and if you don't you should listen to it right now), and we all love it even more than Mexican potatoes. The lyrics to Bad Lip Reading's song Bushes Of Love may look like complete nonsense at first, but I have discovered a much deeper meaning in the seemingly eubillicant respeciments. After watching it way more than 49 times, this is what I came up with.

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars. Neither does Bad Lip Reading, but they came up with this song and they're complete geniuses. (They also invented the words 'eubillicant' and 'respeciment', not Obama)

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So, let's start by showing you the complete lyrics. After that, I'll analyze every single line. (What am I doing with my life?)

Luke: Hey, how did my father die?

Obi-Wan: 49 times, we fought that beast

(your old man and me)

It had a chicken head with duck feet, with a woman's face too.

Luke: Aw, that's rad!

Obi-Wan: And it was waiting in the bushes for us,

Then it ripped off your dad's face,

He was screaming something awful

In fact there was this huge mess and I had to change the floors.

Luke: The floors?

Obi-Wan: You see, his blood; it drained into the boards and I had to change 'em

But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us.

Every day I worry all day

About what's waiting in the bushes of love

'cause something's waiting in the bushes for us

Something's waiting in the bushes of love

Every day I worry all day

About what's waiting in the bushes of love

Something's waiting in the bushes for us

Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

Luke: Yo

Never knew my dad he didn't care about me

Dead horizon is all my macro-binoculars see

Moisture farming all my life and not a drop spilt

My aunt and uncle, double suns and sippin' blue milk

My aunt and uncle, double suns, I'm sick of blue milk

But then a desert hobo came and told me:

Obi-Wan: We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us.

Every day I worry all day

About what's waiting in the bushes of love

'cause something's waiting in the bushes for us

Something's waiting in the bushes of love

Every day I worry all day

About what's waiting in the bushes of love

Something's waiting in the bushes for us

Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

Hold me when I open like a flower

Hold me right

Yeah, I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time

A long time.

Luke: I think my cooking's awesome

Obi-Wan: I've got her picture in my photo wagon

Luke: Ha ha, keep it poppin'

Obi-Wan: Yeah, she'd probably love to honky tonk

R2-D2: She'd probably love to honky tonk

Obi-Wan: That's what I said, hmmmm

(Waiting for us)

Luke: I used to ride across the desert

You know, I used to glide on my speeder

I pray that I don't find what I don't wanna find

Waitin' for me 'round the corner, oh no no

(Waiting for us)

I used to ride across the desert

You know, I used to glide on my speeder

I pray that I don't find any more

Crispy bodies by the door

Obi-Wan: 49 times

Yeah, it was 49 times, and now it might be waiting for you

Could be hiding behind that scrap pile

Luke: That's just a big cow

Obi-Wan: I know you really want someone to hold you

But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us.

Every day I worry all day

About what's waiting in the bushes of love

Something's waiting in the bushes for us

Something's waiting in the bushes of love

Every day I worry all day

About what's waiting in the bushes of love

Something's waiting in the bushes for us

Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

(I used to glide) Every day I worry all day

(You know, I used to glide) About what's waiting in the bushes of love

(I pray that I don't find) 'cause something's waiting in the bushes for us

(Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no) Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

(Waiting for us)

(I used to glide) Every day I worry all day

(You know, I used to glide) About what's waiting in the bushes of love

(I pray that I don't find) 'cause something's waiting in the bushes for us

(Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no) Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

Luke (after waking up from a dream about Leia kissing him several times): Huh? I had a dream. This cute girl kept kissing me over and over!

Obi-Wan: Oh yeah, well, there's something I got to tell you about her, just remind me later.

(Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no!)

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You have no idea how much fun I had just from writing these lyrics.

Now that that's out of the way, let's get to the analysis.

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Hey, how did my father die?

This is simply Luke asking how his father died. I mean, not everything needs an explanation.

49 times, we fought that beast, your old man and me

I think the chicken-duck-woman thing is not something Ben made up to avoid the truth, I think it's a metaphor that represents the Dark Side. The 49 times they fought it represent all the feelings they had to fight so they wouldn't turn evil, because as you know, these are the 49 emotions and actions that lead to the Dark Side:

Fear, anger, hate, suffering, love, happiness, greed, curiosity, jealousy, sadness, envy, pride, gluttony, stupidity, racism, marriage, recklessness, arrogance, wearing black robes, luck, euphoria, having yellow eyes, talent, whispering, using Bing, the color red, foreseeing things, tripping over a wicker basket, did I already say fear?, toasters, sleeping, ddddddddd, complectogram, building giant space stations, lapti nek, sitting in a turning chair, writing Fanfiction, reading Fanfiction, holograms, Daryl the pony of love, coughing, sickness, health, life, death, taking Johnny's pogo, utini, eating, and of course sneezing.

It had a chicken head with duck feet, with a woman's face too.

The chicken head is Palpatine, because you have to admit he looks like a chicken. The duck feet are the cybernetic legs Darth Vader receives. The woman's face is Padme, who was Anakin's main motivation to turn to the Dark Side. Combine Palpatine, the robot limbs and Padme, and you get the 'monster' that 'killed' his father (from a certain point of view).

Aw, that's rad!

Like I said, not everything needs an explanation.

And it was waiting in the bushes for us,

The 'bushes of love' are all the feelings you get because of love, they can blind you and hide the real danger. The Dark Side is hidden in love.

Then it ripped off your dad's face,

Well, we all know what happened to Ani's face.

He was screaming something awful

This is a reference to Anakin's 'I HATE YOU!'. You have to admit, that's pretty awful. How can you hate Obi-Wan?

In fact there was this huge mess and I had to change the floors.

The 'huge mess' is the mess the Dark Side created: the fall of the Republic, the death of hundreds of people… The 'changing floors' refers to the fact that Obi-Wan had to move to another planet, switch the 'city floor' with the 'sand floor'.

The floors?

Luke is taking everything Obi-Wan says literally, so he's very confused about this whole story.

You see, his blood; it drained into the boards and I had to change 'em

The floorboards of the Jedi Temple got soaked with blood (not Anakin's, however) and Obi-Wan couldn't live there anymore. (So he had to 'change floors')

But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us.

The Dark Side is in all of us. You just have to resist it.

Every day I worry all day

About what's waiting in the bushes of love

'cause something's waiting in the bushes for us

Something's waiting in the bushes of love

Obi-Wan worries all day, I mean, wouldn't you? He's wanted by the Empire, Darth Vader might find his son, and he has to resist the Dark Side.

(I won't repeat the explanation when the chorus is repeated)

Yo

This means 'Yo'.

Never knew my dad he didn't care about me

Dead horizon is all my macro-binoculars see

Moisture farming all my life and not a drop spilt

My aunt and uncle, double suns and sippin' blue milk

My aunt and uncle, double suns, I'm sick of blue milk

Just like in the movie, Luke is stuck on Tatooine, but he wants adventure. Huh. Excitement. Huh. A Jedi craves not these things.

But then a desert hobo came and told me:

The desert hobo is obviously Obi-Wan who tells him

We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us.

Chorus repeats.

Hold me when I open like a flower

Hold me right

Obi-Wan actually really wants someone to love him and hold him, but he knows the danger.

Yeah, I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time

A long time.

This refers to the lack of women in Obi-Wan's life after the rise of the Empire. He really liked making bread for his female fellow-Jedi, and also for one girl in particular…

I think my cooking's awesome

Luke heard Obi-Wan likes baking, so he decides to tell him about his own hobby, cooking. He thinks it's awesome.

I've got her picture in my photo wagon

Obi-Wan is still talking about that one girl, whose photo he still has.

Ha ha, keep it poppin'

An extraction from Luke's favorite recipe (yes, he's still talking about cooking): 'Add sugar to the popcorn, and make sure to keep it poppin'.'

Yeah, she'd probably love to honky tonk

He's still talking about the girl, but it's not completely clear what he means by 'honky tonk'. I don't think it would be allowed by the Jedi Code, though.

She'd probably love to honky tonk

R2 for some reason thinks it's necessary to repeat what Obi-Wan said.

That's what I said, hmmmm

Obi-Wan also wonders why he just repeated that, like in 'Yeah, that's what I just said!'

I used to ride across the desert

You know, I used to glide on my speeder

I pray that I don't find what I don't wanna find

Waitin' for me 'round the corner, oh no no

This takes place while Luke rushes back to the moisture farm, worried about his family's safety. He remembers how he used to be so carefree. He hopes he doesn't find what he doesn't want to find, which are:

any more crispy bodies by the door

I think it's clear what is meant here.

49 times, yeah, it was 49 times

He refers to the emotions again.

And now it might be waiting for you

'Hey Luke, remember what I told you about your dad? Well, that's gonna happen to you too if you don't stop whining about your dead family.'

Could be hiding behind that scrap pile

Means 'It can be anywhere, where you expect it the least.'

That's just a big cow

Again, Luke takes everything literally and looks at the scrap pile Obi-Wan is pointing at, discovering the thing hiding behind it was just a bantha. However, he forgot their name and calls them 'big cows'.

I know you really want someone to hold you

But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us.

Again, he says that he knows how it is to need someone to love you, hold you, but it might turn you into a child murderer.

And then, finally:

Huh? I had a dream. This cute girl kept kissing me over and over!

There's your chicken-duck-woman thing. In this case, incest.

Oh yeah, well, there's something I got to tell you about her, just remind me later.

He wants to warn him later, but he's very old, so he forgets. And then he's dead.

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So, there you have it! I hope you listen to this song in a different way now. If this wasn't a complete waste of your time.

Let me know if you want some deeper meanings in 'Not The Future' too!