Star vs. the forces naturalism

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Marco Diaz sighed as he sat outside the Stop & Slurp...a rain cloud literally over his head...he had not had the best of days...

…...Earlier that day...

"Why is she naked!?" Screamed a flustered Marco. Principal Skeeves shrugs. "Kid, for the money her parents gave me...she could wear roadkill for all I care! Anyway, she's your problem now!" He stated dismissively as he leaves an embarrassed Marco with the oblivious and naked Star...who was currently 'examining' the water fountain...

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And if that hadn't been crazy enough...

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"I'm a magical Princess from another Dimension/Nudist planet!" Shouted Star as she waved her wand, creating a rainbow...which immediately caught on fire...

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Naturally Marco immediately ran for the hills...and ran for the sanctuary that was his home...

At least...that was the hope...

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GAH!

Screamed Marco at the sight of his naked parents. "Oh, Marco! Come meet the new foreign exchange student who's gonna be living with us! She's shown us the joy's of laser puppies and nudity!"

"What?!" Exclaimed the still naked Star. "I had no idea these were your parents! I just assumed everyone on Earth had the last name "Diaz"!"

Marco said nothing...he was too busy getting zapped in the eye by one of the puppies...

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And just when he finally got a moments rest...

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Marco groaned as he jumped onto his bed for an early siesta-

HEY!

Shouts Star as she jumps from her hiding spot on the ceiling to flop right on top of Marco.

Marco went crimson; he could feel everything!

"What are you doing, going for a nap? Come downstairs and party with me and your folks!" She exclaims happily.

"Star...please...I'm not in the mood...just let me be..." Pleaded Marco awkwardly.

Star frowns...then smiles. "We'll of course your not in the mood to party! You have all these hot, itchy clothes holding you back!" Exclaims Star innocently as she tries to undress him-

"What! No!" Shouts Marco as he resists. Star isn't deterred...she goes for the TICKLE ATTACK!

HA! No! HA! STOP! HA! HA! THIS IS A FORM OF ABUSE!" Shouts Marco between bouts of laughter. Star of course takes the opportunity to start taking of his clothes-

"I SAID NO!" Shouts Marco as he kicks out-

CRACK!

And hits Stars wand-

ZAP! ZAP!

Causing it to shoot out two spells, one that destroys Marco's room, and the other causes a mini-raincloud to form over Marco-

"I can't take this anymore! If you're moving in, I'm moving out!" Shouts Marco as he jumps out a window...right into a cactus patch...

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And now here he was...bumming drinks of kids like a junkie...what a life!

"Marco?" Asks the now very familiar voice of Star. Marco turns around angrily...the anger turns to shock. Star was wearing clothes!

Star causes the raincloud to dissipate. "Marco...I'm sorry about before...that wasn't okay what I did...I didn't get a choice about coming here to Earth, and you didn't get a choice about having to deal with me."

Marco's features soften...genuinely touched by this...

"If you'd give me another chance...I promise to wear clothes...but if you don't...I understand...and I'll go find a new family..."

Marco starts to feel a bit guilty...Star looked miserable wearing clothes(cute, but miserable). "Star, I-

GAH! MY EYES! IT BURNS!

This is the shout of several people, Marco turns around...and immediately wishes he hadn't!

For standing there are the ugliest..and most NAKED monsters he'd ever seen. "STAR BUTTERFLY! GIVE ME YOUR WAND!"

Shouts a diminutive monster that(somehow) seemed to be the leader.

"LUDO!" Shouts Star as she tears off her clothes and runs in to fight! And Marco is quick to help! With a combination of karate skills and magic blasts...they were owning this fight!

Marco kicked Boo Fly into the wall, which was the distraction Buff Frog needed to slash him-

RIP!

"Hey, I liked that shirt!" Shouted Marco annoyed as he punched him in the face while the tatters of his shirt flew between them...

CHOMP!

"OW! OKAY NOT COOL!" Shouts Marco as the Giraffe monster leans down and bites him on the rear. Marco responds by twisting around and kicking him in the face, knocking him out-

RIP!

Unfortunately, this action also has the downside of also getting his pants ripped off. "Oh, Come on!" Shouts an irritated Marco who's now in just his boxers.

"Gotcha!" Shouts Lobster Claws as he grabs Marco by his boxers. Oh, I do not like where this is going. Thinks a flustered Marco as the monster starts to lift him up-

ZAP!

Rip

Thankfully, Star zaps the overgrown lobster before it could do anything...

Defeated; Ludo and his men slinked home to lick their wounds.

"That was amazing! I was amazing! You were amazing!" Exclaims Marco excited.

"Yeah. I guess we were. ...Well... I should probably go pack my bags." Said a melancholy Star as she begins to walk away-

Only for Marco to stop her! "Wait! I don't want you to go. I want you to stay with us." He says honestly.

"Really?! Hugs!" Shouts Star as she dose just that, much to Marco's embarrassment.

Suddenly, a realization occurs to Star. "Wait...do I have to wear clothes?" She asks morbidly.

Marco sighs. "Look...I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me uncomfortable...but clearly it makes you happy...so as long as you dial it down...you can do what you want."

"HOORAY! THANK YOU!" Shouts Star. Then Star takes that moment to appraise Marco's nearly naked form.

"I hate to bring this up...but I really don't get why you don't like being naked...cause what I can see is looking good!"

snap

Went the damaged elastic waistband in Marco's boxers...causing them to fall...

Oh...that's why... Thinks a flustered Star as she see's the most freakishly tiny genitals she'd ever seen...

Marco covered himself...but he knew it was too late. There was a long, awkward silence...

Must not laugh. Must not laugh. Must not laugh. Star repeats this mantra as she bites her tongue...causing it to bleed...which Marco sees-

"STAR! STOP! YOU CAN LAUGH! JUST STOP BITING YOUR TONGUE! IT'S BLEEDING!" Shouts Marco concerned.

Star quickly complies. Apologizing between uncontrollable bursts of laughter, she quickly went back to Marco's house.

When she was gone...Marco looked down on himself and sighed. To think...this is only the SECONDARY reason for me being modest...

Thinks a depressed Marco as he thinks of the Dragon head tattoo on his right buttock...the one given to him by the Shadowkhan...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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