PHOENIX WRIGHT VS SANTA CLAUS

FINAL CHAPTER

6:00AM

RUDOLPH

they ran up to the clouds and brought dasher dancer prancer vixem comet cupid donner i mean donder and blixem with them

the 8 reindeer charged at the red light thing and it broke

"ho ho HOOOOOO" laughed santa "we can go in now"

"YYYYYYYES" shouted phoenix "NO ESCAPE NOW HARRY, UR GETTING THE CRAP BEATEN OUT OF YOU"

they ran in and the doors closed bhind them

there were suits of armor everywhere, except they were ALIVE NIGHTS

they all attacked them with sords, gud thing phoenix learned how to fite these guys from professor layton

he got in fite an kick one of tehm in the dick so he cud steal its wepon and sliced them all dead, santa helped too cause he squished them all flat

"wow harry made these guys alive" said phoenix "at least this time the magic was real so it makes sense"

they went into the throne room but noone was there, but they did see the sleigh next to the throne

"my buety" shouted santa "i am reonioned with u at last"

"ahh gay or thingphiliac or uhhhh what?"

"oh sorry" said santa

he went to get out but the sleigh suddenly FLEW INTO THE ROOF making him leave

"oh no." said phoenix

phoenix ran out of the thrown room and to the stairs and climbed them, there was a door with a blue switch that required 4 people to stand on to open the door but fuck the rules he was an intruder, so he broke the door down

then he ran across the bridge to a really tall tower and climbed it and climbed it and climbed it and climbed it and climbed it and climbed it and climbed it and climbed it and climbed it and climbed it and climbed it and climbed it until he finally got to the top

"ok damn whyd he have to make it this tall"

he saw noone was there but there was a door outside to the balcony and someone was there

he went there but got stopped by a robot with a red eye

"YOUR THE GUY"

"YES"

they fought

phoenix won

ok next

phoenix ran out to the balcony and saw a guy with a cloak with his back facing him and a fat man next to him and rudolph was above dem in that light ting prancer was in

"jesus" said the cloaked guy not turning "u kept steeling all my reindeers dat made me stronger u asshole"

"wy u want them"

"cause without them im weak" he said "wait fuck i shudnt have said that"

"who ar u"

"i am teh master who is..."

he turned around

"HARRY POTTER"

"WHAAAAAAT"

"YES" shouted harry "I TRICKED U BY TALKING ABOUT ME IN THIRD PERSON SOMETIMES, EVEN THOSE IDIOTS BLACK AND WHITE WERE TRICKED BY IT, NOW IM GONNA not fite you"

"what"

"GET HIM SANTA"

the fat man was santa and he ran at phoenix

"WHAT ARE U DOING" shouted phoenix

"IM DOING DIS TO PROTECT RUDOLPH" shouted santa

santa jumped into his sleigh and grabbed a gun out of his sack and shot at phoenix

phenix ran around the balcony not getting shot cause thats bad

"WHY"

"cause harry will releese rudolph once he gets power from all the reindeers cause he wont need em any more" said santa

bang bang bang

and then the gun ran out of bullets

"fuck" said santa reaching into his sack

thats when phoenix ran at him to kick him in the fat

BUT SANTA CAUGHT HIM AND SHOOK HIM AND ALLLL THE REINDEERS FLEW OUT AND AROUND THE ROOM LIKE IN WARIO LAND SHAKE IT AND HE THREW PHOENIX TO THE WALL IN THE BACK

"HA HA" laughed harry "now give me em"

santa gave harry the reindeer and they gave him magic and he WASNT A LITTLE LESS THAN PATHETIC ANY MORE

HE WAS VERY POWERFUL HARRY WITH MAGIC POWERS BETTER THAN HIS NORMAL ONES

"hoh... HOOOOO HOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" hoed harry the evil santa claus and he put on a black santa hat to show he had powers of santa "THIS GONNA BE A VERY HARRY CHRISTMAS INDEED" he shouted

a black sack appeared in his hand and he took out a baseball bat and hit santa into the wall with phoenix and they both fell off the wall to the floor

"NO NEED 4 RAINDEER ANY MORE" shouted harry and he kicked them all to them

then harry went to destroy los angeles

"HARRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE"

he charged a giant laser from his mouth redy to blow the shit out of everyone up

"fuuuck watre we gonna do" said phoenix

just then alllll teh reindeers woke up to rudolfs red shiny nose they used to laugh at cause it brought back funny memories

and theyr laughin cures cancer, which means it also cures minor injuries like phoenixs and santas

so they got up and ran at harry

"AAAAAAAAAH WAT" shouted harry

"YEAH, WERE GONNA STOP THAT LASER"

"HA, NEVER" shouted harry and he blew and THE ENTIRE PLACE FILLED WITH SNOW

"NOW" shotued harry on top of the snow hill "LETS BILD A SNOWMAN"

and he bilt a big one with an evil face and a rotten carrot

the snowman rolled its head off its body and its body and head rolled around and harry balanced himself on top of the body as t rolled around tryin to crush pheenix and santa

"dis is bad" shouted santa running around and because of all his running he burned lots of fat and the burning fat cells fell off his body and heated up the snow and it melted

"WH-WHAT HOW DOES THAT WORK" shouted harry in confusion and he went to blow but it was too hot now thanks to santas exercise

phoenix kicked harry in the face after jumping up to him and he got crushed lots of times by the snowball until it melted

"DAMMIT" shouted harry "THIS"

and he pranced around the balcony away from phoenix and santa every time and sometimes did dance to mock them

"hes just trollin us hes not even fiting" said phoenix

"ho, lets go different ways" said santa

so santa went left phoenix went right and ran to harry and jumped but he ran past and they hit each other in the face

"ok lets try that again"

they tried it again and grabbed harry and hit and hit and hit and hit

"OWWWWWWW, DATS ENOUGH CRAPPING" shouted harry

he summoned thunder and litening around the place it kept liteninging until the balcony broke and they fell onto the clouds

and the litening energyed harry into LITENING HARRY WHO HAD THE LITENING SHEELD IN SONIC 3 & KNUCKLES, AND LOTS OF RINGS WERE ATTRACTED TO HIM MAKING STRONGER SHEELD

"FUUUUUCK" shouted santa "we cant hit him"

"THEN WAT WE DO"

"I DONT KNOW"

they ran from harry who kept throwing rings at them while they thought what to do

they ran to the slay and phoenix got an idea, so he jumped into the sleigh and into the sack and got alllll the bois and grils presents finding something useful

and he found everything

PHOENIX JUMPED OUT AND BUILT GIANT WEAPON AND ARMOR AND STUFF OUT OF TOYS AND GAMES AND CLOTHES AND STUFF, AND MADE A GIANT SANTA CLAUS CARDBOARD GIANT (like those things in mario and luigi vs paper mario)

he and santa climbed onto it and all the toys became alive like in toi story and helped phoenix, normally the rules say tois cant be alive with humans around (they say that in the first toi stroy i THINK but if not its a rule now) and ran at harry

"u stupid tois, i am harry potter, u cannot beet me"

"yea we can" said woodie "caus harry potter is a weak bitch without his reindeer"

"BUT I ALREDY HAVE MY REINDEER"

"NO U DONT" shouted phoenix "UR POWER GONNA DIE"

"NO"

they attacked at harry breaking all the rings away, he tried to shoot rings at the santa but it did nothing but a few scratches

the cut through all the rings and threw a giant cardboard sack at the sheeld making it disappear, and the santa attakced harry over and over nocking him to the ground

"AAAAAGH MY POWERS NEERLY GONE" shouted harry "MOAR REINDEER"

but phoenix had the reindeer and he let them all out

dasher used his dashing thing to make lots of reindeer dash at harry

dancer danced on harry

prancer pranced at harry

vixen summoned giant evil judge to gavel harry

comet became and comet and it landed on harry burning him

cupid shot harry with a normal arrow cause he deserves no love (wow isnt that deep?)

donder blew up harrys ears with loud thunder

blixem shot lightning on harry making his head go woahwoooahwooooooah and his face like O_O

and rudolph charged his red nose and it shot light at him and it BLEW HIM OFF THE CLOUDS AND INTO GUMSHOES ARMS

he coughed showing he was alive and got arrested

===7:00AM===

===DA NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS===

"thank u mah boi, tank to u i got my reindeer back, and i shud have enough time to get all the presents before the bois and grils wake up, hopefully, ill just cast magic to make sure they dont wake up til 9, they wont mind" said santa "u have my, no, evryones tanks, especially the parents getting more sleep"

"yay" said phoenix

santa got in his sleigh

"DASHER DANCER PRANCER VIXEM COMET CUPID DONDER BLIXEM RUDOLPH, I REMEMBERD ALL UR NAMES DIS TIME, SO LETS FLY"

they all flyed into the sky and santa dropped all the presents into the chimeys quickly

and he disappear into the morning sky, if it was still night his blackness would be seen on the moon but we dont get that, but we did hear him go "HOOO HOOOOO HOOOOOOOO" so thats cool

apollo came home, jesus came too to celebrate his birthday with his pal phoenix wright, and he brought ahlbi too

"bokuto whys ur name ahlbi" said phoenix cause thats what he called him in krazy kurain adventures

"its my localized name"

"oh ok"

they all slept until 9AM when they all woke up and got their presents

apollo got an im fine thing

athena got a moon rock

maya got a spirit in a bottle

pearl got a pearl

jesus got another bible and also a cross because it was his birthday too

ahlbi got a map of los angeles so he could be ur'gaide

iamawrighter got a boxing glove-in-a-box punched him in the face, and broke after so he couldnt use it on other peeple

but phoenix got the best present

he got golden statues of himself and santa claus pointing in objection so he would never forget his adventures with him

also, harry got a guilty verdict, which is exactly what he deserves

THE END

MARY CHRISTMAS MAH BOIS

===EPILOGUE===

"ho ho ho marv" said harry (NOT potter) quietly "what did i tell ya"

"that this would be a merry christmas" said marv

"oohhhhh yes..." he said as he grinned down at the present which was exactly what he wished for

NOW ITS THE END