"Do you know we're distant cousins?"

"So?" Albus' eyes briefly flit up before he resumes flipping through Scorpius' pictures.

"So… we're related!" His voice is hushed, a tad scandalised.

"That is like everyone in your family, Scorp. I'll fit right in- Albus Malfoy." He grins and looks at his blushing boyfriend, his face reminding him of a distinctive Weasley red.

"You can't take my family name!" Scorpius yells.

"You're right, you can take mine instead."

Albus waits a beat then pokes his side. "So we're ignoring the fact that I proposed then?"

"Shut up."