"Do you know we're distant cousins?"
"So?" Albus' eyes briefly flit up before he resumes flipping through Scorpius' pictures.
"So… we're related!" His voice is hushed, a tad scandalised.
"That is like everyone in your family, Scorp. I'll fit right in- Albus Malfoy." He grins and looks at his blushing boyfriend, his face reminding him of a distinctive Weasley red.
"You can't take my family name!" Scorpius yells.
"You're right, you can take mine instead."
Albus waits a beat then pokes his side. "So we're ignoring the fact that I proposed then?"