JAKKID166 VS BARRYLAWN VS ICANTYPING
CHAPTER 1 BY BARRYLAWN
one day phoenix wright was in his office orderin another pizza cause he had a party the other night to celebrate his saving of edgeghost but the pizza was really rreeaallyy bad
"(i knew i shudnt have ordered from a place called "kidz make-there-own pizza")" thought phoenix after he finished the order
he went to the door to pay the guy and he went to eat it after he paid but then he heard a loud noise in the other room
"uhhh what the fuck do u want now maya" shouted phoenix
he ran into the room shouting like "maya dammit im tryin ta eat pizza cause i need a break after adventures in stevern universe worl- AAAAAAAAAAAAAH" he screamed when he saw a dead person on the ground
but before he could see who it was the police came in
"UR ALL UNDER ARREST" shouted the cop in black and he grabbed the body and maya and carryed them both out
"HEY WAIT U" shouted phoenix but he got grabbed by the cop in white
"we do not mean to harm you sir, maya is the suspect"
"yea so stay where u are spiky boi" said the cop in black comin back
"get out of here wheres gumshoe" said phoenix
"gumshoe had an... unfortunate accident" said white
"hes dead as hell" said black
"WHAT" shouted phoenix
"but dont worry were replacin the scrubby man he wont be missed cause we have advanced investigation tools heh heh heh"
phoenix tried not to cry but he died he cried really hard
"wait" siad phoenix "maybe gumshoes th victim here"
"nah he died long time ago"
"then whos the vicitm"
"sorry we havent identified him yet" said white
phoenix looked under the table and found a knife
"alright black let us fingerprint this" said white
"u dont have to fucking tell me stupid" said black
the three of dem threw fingerprint dust all over it and blue and they found fingerprints
but it didnt match maya it matched someone else
but then black grabbed it and handed it to white and he took out a strange machine and it scratched the knife so the fingerprint WAS mayas!"
"HEY THATS FORGERY" shoued phoenix "YOU FUCKERS, NOW THE TRUTHS GONNA BE LOST FOREEEVEEER"
but then black punched phoenix and he fell into the floor and they covered him with a tile
"QUICK WHITE, FORGE A CONFESSION AND AUTOPSY AND WITNESSES AND EVERYTHING!"
there was loud noise as phoenix heard stuff that mustve been them writing in maya writing and changing the body and making a robot witness and lots of evidence
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed phoenix punching the tile but it was stuck there so he got out his phone "EDGEWORTH GET OVER HERE"
the phone lit up and edgeghost came out
"well dis is bad" said edgeghost so he used ghost powers to go up into the room and push the box off the tile so phoenix could get out
"HEY STOP THE CRIMES" shouted phoenix but it was too late cause they were gone
but there was a note on the table
"dear mr phoenix
it is my regret to inform y- WE FORGED LOOOOOOTS OF EVIDENSE PAL, GOOD LUCK DEFENDING AGENST OUR DESISIVE EVIDENCE, ALSO THIS LETTER IS STAMPED AS PRIVATE SO ITS ILEGAL TO PRESENT THIS hmm yes what he said
- the detectives in black and white"
"wot those hypocrits" said edgeworth "theyre evidence is illegal too, u shud present this"
"but what if the court makes me hobo"
"hmmm true" said edgeghost
phoenix thought about his situation
"well we better talk to maya"
phoenix went to the detention place and he saw the visitor room was flooded cause maya cried it into a flood
"hey maya it ok i defend u"
"NO U CANT" she said "BLACK CAME AND SAID HE FORGED EEEEVIDEEEENCE"
"but i can prove it" said phoenix
"no u caaaaant, white said u cannot prove it so the judge wont belieeeeve u"
"hmmm this is bad phenix" said edgeghost
"wait" said phoenix "the judge wont believe me..."
===THE NEXT DAY===
"are you SURE mr wright cant stop us black" said white
"keh heh HEH, he cant stop us in a MILLION yeers!" said black "hell NEVER prove maya innocent, not while we have a machine out heer constantly making evidence for us!"
"ah, it is good to have such a smart man as my partner" said white
"WATEVER, we goin to testify"
they went into the courtroom but the judge was late
"WHERE is that foolish old man" said franziska
"OVERRULED" shouted a man and she turned and saw UDGEY
at the DEFENSE BENCH
"WHAT ARE U DOING THERE YOU FOOLISHLY FOOLISH OLD FOOL" shouted franziska whipping him to the floor
"hi" said a voice and she looked up and saw PHOENIX WRIGHT AS THE JUDGE "the court is in session for maya feys trial, udgey stand up!"
"uuuugh this is too much for ma age..." moaned udgey standing up
"objection" white calmly said "you dont have a judge badge"
but phoenix showed white udgeys judge badge and udgey had phoenixs defense badge
"hmmm yes im udgey ace attorney heh heh just like u young people" he laughed
"DAMMIT so dats how ur gonna play FINE" said black and he got out his phone "hello mr president?"
"wat is it" said guy in orange (the president)
"i would like a new law"
"ALL STUPID VERDICTS BY JUDGES BE PUNISHED BY DEATH"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" screamed phoenix
TO BE CONTINUED