STUPID OLD BAT

Green eyes scorching into the child before him, the Headmaster clenched his fists and barked out words of spite.

"You will NEVER be a good student! You are far too troublesome to be of any use! I should expel you, right now!"

"Well... GO ON THEN! EXPEL ME! THIS SCHOOL IS AWFUL!"

The Headmaster slowly unclenched his fists and rose to his feet. Stepping around his desk, he towered over the seated child.

"As you wish."


Fifteen minutes later, Ingrid slunk out of the Headmaster's office, hands clamped to her backside.

Her feet softly trailed along the floor as she grumbled to herself: "Stupid old bat doesn't even know what 'expelled' means."