Disclaimer: I don't own them.

A/N- I really do like Seto. Just because I'm torturing him doesn't mean that I don't like him. This is mostly just a short little thing to let everyone know that I am still alive, for those of you who care. Expect updates shortly. ^_^ Enjoy!

Title: 'Seto Got Run Over By Kuribos'

Author: yami no hikari

Type: Parody 'Grandma got runover by a reindeer' lyrics altered, somewhat loosely.

POV: Yugi's



Seto got run over by Kuribos.

Walking home from the game shop, christmas eve!

You can say there's no such thing as Kuibos,

but as for me and Mokuba, we agree.

Well, he'd been teasing Yami too much,

and we'd warned him not to go.

But he'd forgotten KaibaCorp paper work,

and he stumbled out into the snow.

When they found him Christmas morning,

at the scene of the attack.

There were paw prints on his forehead,

Yami's bootprint on his back.

Seto got run over by Kuribos.

Walking home from the game shop christmas eve!

You can say there's no such thing as Kuibos,

but as for me and Mokuba, we agree.

Now I've warned all my friends and neighbours.

Better watch out for yourselves.

Not to tease an ancient pharoah,

call him midget, shortie, or say he could get his butt kicked by Santa's elves.

Seto got run over by Kuribos.

Walking home from the game shop christmas eve!

You can say there's no such thing as Kuibos,

but as for me and Mokuba, we agree.