Firstly, let me reiterate my warning from On the Delights of Drinking Blood: I don't normally do challenges and the like. However, there are exceptions to the rule, exceptions which I take up entirely on my own terms (so let that be a warning to anyone who thinks they can send me challenges: I DON'T ACCEPT THEM NORMALLY! DO NOT DO IT OR I WILL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF!).

With that annoying preamble out of the way, let's get on with this. Like On the Delights of Drinking Blood, this is based on, but is not a full answering of, one of DZ2's challenges. This one is the What's Yours is Mine challenge, where Harry becomes a thief. The reason why it's not a full response is that I want some Lunar Harmony.

Anyway, some disclaimers before we get to the story. Firstly, there will be spoilers for the Harry Potter series. You have been warned.

Secondly, there will be annotations. If you feel the urge to complain, then resist it, or better yet, strangle it.

Thirdly, this is an M-rated work. There will be language, violence, and sexual references. Again, you have been warned.

Finally, the following is a fan-written work. Harry Potter is the property of JK Rowling and other owners. Please support the official release. Otherwise, you'll be chucked through the Veil…