An average looking man appears on screen in a living room.
Jake Everyman: Hello, my name is Jake Everyman. I used to be overweight! That's when I decided to do something about it. After I came home from work. I started binge watching. I finally got off the couch after months of binge watching Jonah Hill, Dane Cook, and Zach Gillifaniaks movies. After that, I watched Louie, Youre the Worst, Game of Thrones, and Orange is the New Black. The more I binge watched the fatter I got! Then I dieted, exercised, got active and ate less. How did I do it? I had SLUGS!
VO: Yes SLUGS! A candy laxative supplement guaranteed to help you lose weight! All you need to do it take SLUGS in the morning, drink water and starve yourself. You will see results overnight! You can lose up to 10 pounds or more! Side effects may include excessive diarrhea, extreme vomiting, constant bladder control problems, and intensive promiscuity!
Jake Everyman: Take it from me! If I can lose weight with SLUGS, you can to!
So what are you waiting for? You'll never diet again when you get SLUGS! Available in rhuburb and black widow spider, and snake venom flavors too!
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