Keitaro's Second worse nightmare.

By: Daimyo Shi

Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina, no how much I would like to. Or what I give to trade place with Keitaro.


Mutsumi came walking into Hinata Sou

"Hello Mutsumi, how are you today? We haven't seen you in a while." remarks Naru.

"I haven't been feeling well the last couple weeks. Where is Kei-kun?" asks Mutsumi.

"In his room, I believe. Replies Naru.

With that Mutsumi wanders towards Keitaro's room. Carefully Naru follows behind. Mutsumi knocks on the door to Keitaro's room. From Be hind the door Keitaro's voice could be heard.

"Hello, who is there."

"It is Mutsumi, Kei-kun, I need to talk to you."

"Ah . . . come in then." with that Mutsumi enters Keitaro's room.

Naru come close to Keitaro's door. From inside she can here Mutsumi speak.

"Kei-kun I need to talk about something important/' says Mutsumi.

Keitaro gulps hard. "Ok."

Motoko comes up to Naru and whispers softly "spying is illegal."

"Mutsumi is in there alone with Keitaro." whispers back Naru.

"Well I should stay here incase I have to protect her from that pervert." whispers Motoko.

"Well Keitaro, I have been sick the last couple weeks and I have gained a bit of weight." Keitaro listens intently.

"I think Keitaro's foot in mouth disease is getting better." whispers Kitsune. Motoko and Naru look at her funny for a moment before turning back to Keitaro's closed door.

"So I think that . . . well remember that part four weeks ago, Keitaro?" asks Mutsumi

"yeah, well sort of. I remember parts of it." replies Keitaro.

Naru and Motoko blushed.

"Yeah well that Scotch that Seta brought was really strong. Boy that was a fun party." smiles Mutsumi.

Kitsune nods in agreement outside.

"What is the last thing you remember Keitaro?" asks Mutsumi

"well when we painted Motoko's face with that Kabuki make up." replies Keitaro.

[So that is how that got there] thinks Motoko.

"Well I remember that too. That was fun. I was amaze that she could sit still enough for that with all that she had drunk. However when I woke up in the morning, I woke up next to you with my arms wrapped around you. And my blouse off.."

A slight trickle of blood leaks from Keitaro's nose. [I slept through that? What kind of man am I] thinks Keitaro.

"Kei-kun I think there is a very good chance that we made love that night." remarks Mutsumi.

[I am a failure, I had sex and I don't remember it.] thinks Keitaro.

"So I think I might be pregnant." says Mutsumi.

"Nani?" says Naru as she slams Keitaro's door open.

"Keitaro, I will kill you!" screams Naru.

"You have fouled Mutsumi's honour I shall slay you Urashima!" shouts Motoko.

"Keitaro, you sly dog, I never though you had it in you. It is the breasts isn't it." remarks Kitsune.

Both Motoko and Naru close in on Keitaro as he looks for a way out of his room.

"NO ONE IS HARMING MY KEI-KUN!" shouts Mutsumi and a deep voice that sounds as if it was coming from the bowels of Hell it self. Mutsumi stands in front of Motoko and Naru with fire in her eyes.

[her Ki is amazing! If when from nothing to, quite frankly a hell of a lot, almost equal to my sisters. Where she hide it?] thinks Motoko.

[Holy shit, where did that come from?" thinks Naru. Naru takes a half step back from Mutsumi.

Mutsumi snaps back to her normal cheery self. "It only a suspicion at this point, kei-kun. I brought a home pregnancy test to confirm it. I though I should come and talk to you first. Anyway, should it turn out that I am pregnant, I want you and Motoko to swear to me that you will not harm Kei-kun!" asks Mutsumi.

Motoko looks down at her feet for a moment and then returns to Mutsumi's face. "I swear on my family honour that I shall not harm that pervert Urashima Keitaro should you turn out to be pregnant." replies Motoko.

Mutsumi gives Motoko a stern look. 'And you, Naru?" Asks Mutsumi.

"But he knocked you up!" says Naru.

"Well since neither of us remember, that may not be true. I might have asked for it, it is possible I demanded it." remarks Mutsumi.

Keitaro is holding his nose at this point still as a statue. Keitaro's face had a look of shock and horror etched on his face.

Naru stood there without talking for a minute.

Naru!" said Mutsumi crossly.

"Alright, I swear I won't hurt Keitaro." mutters Naru."Kitsune while I attend to my test will you stay these two keep there word."

"Sure." says Kitsune with a playful wink.

Mutsumi wanders off to find a wash room.

"If she is pregnant I never talking to you again Keitaro." states Naru.

"Narusagawa . . ." pleas Keitaro.

"If she is pregnant you have to marry her won't you." teases Kitsune.

"Keitaro thinks [Why me? I love Naru. If I have to marry Mutsumi I never get into to Todai.] Keitaro begins to cry into his hands.

Motoko sheaths her Katana back into its saya. Motoko looks at with pity. [Well I guess he is sorry. I just wish I knew how I end up wearing one of Naru's blouses that night.] thinks Motoko.

Several Minutes later Mutsumi came back to the room. With neutral look on her face Mutsumi talks to Keitaro." kei-kun, I pregnant." says Mutsumi.

"Nani." says everyone in the room.

"Urashima!" says Motoko as she reaches for her Katana. She feels a spike in Mutsumi's ki that reminds her of her oath. "You are Despicable." says Motoko her arm falling back to her side.

Naru simple turn around letting a shocked Keitaro to view her back."I never though you had it in you Keitaro." says Kitsune with a worried expression.

As the tears run freely down Keitaro's face. He steals himself with a look of determination mixed with sadness he starts to talk. "Mutsumi, will you marry me."

"No I can't, Kei-kun."

"Nani? Why not?" asks Keitaro a new batch of tears pouring down his face in confusion.

"because I not really pregnant. The test was negative. Kitsune's mischievous must be catching. I sorry I couldn't resist Kei-kun." Mutsumi leans down and kisses Keitaro on his right cheek.

Naru's eyebrows twitch as Mutsumi kisses Keitaro.

"I have to get to my doctor's appointment. This has taken longer than I though it would. Forgive me Kei-kun."

"Sure." remarks Keitaro with almost regret in his voice.

"Thanks kei-kun." says Mutsumi as she leave Keitaro's room and walks down the hall and then outside. [I wish it really could be true. I have always want to here those words. I remember this for the rest of my life. Too bad his heart belongs to Naru.] thinks Mutsumi as a single tear runs down her left cheek.


Japanese terms:

-chan, honorific means small or little often used between parents and children, sometime between friends can be use between lovers too.

-kun, Sort of a male version of Chan but more masculine often used between friends and older people to boys that they know. Kei-kun is a favourite of Mutsumi for Keitaro.

San is Mister or Miss, a polite way to address an inferior or an equal. Note that both this and sama are used with a family name which in Japan come first

kabuki is a style of theatre in Japan. It very lively and dynamic. Often actors faces are painted with make up.

Nani: what.

Katana: A Japanese long Sword that has a slightly curved blade, between 80cm and 90cm in Blade length. The sword and soul of a samurai.

Saya is the sheath for a Nihonto, normally made of wood.

Nihonto: Japanese Sword

Ki, Energy, or aura similar to the Chinese word Chi. Very common to martial artists.