A Trip Through The Wells

Introduction/Prologue

A/N:: This is a Kitten Kisses, back w/ another fic!! Well, there are a few things you REALLY need to know about this story before you read it! ^-^ First of all, this is a humorous fic crossover! WAIT! Don't run yet!!! This is a crossover from many different things, from DragonBallZ to Lord of the Rings; yeah gals, Legolas will be in here!!! Second, be prepared for SURPRISES!!! If you don't like humor, GO AWAY! I don't want any flames for writing humor when I label it as HUMOR; plain as day! Now, I hope you enjoy this story, and remember HAVE FUN!

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"Take it! Just take it!" the old man cried, shoving a shard of the Shikon Jewel at Miroku.

"Wait! I haven't even paid you yet......" said Miroku as he dug in his pocket for spare change.

"Here!" he yelled, shoving it at Miroku and running off into the darkness.

"That was the easiest shard I've ever earned!" he flipped it into the air and caught it.

Miroku walked back to Kaede's village, whistling all the way. "Inuyasha and Kagome should be back by now, and he would shove the shard in Inuyasha's face.

"Hey Miroku!" Sango and Kirara greeted him when he arrived.

"Did you get any shards while I was at home?" Kagome asked, carrying Shippo.

"Feh, he's just a lazy groper." Inuyasha muttered from behind Kagome.

"Ah, well, take a look at this!" Miroku grinned, pulling out the jewel shard and dangling it in front of the hanyou's face. "Now what do you have to say?" he smirked evilly.

"Hey! Gimme that!" Kagome yelled, reaching for the jewel shard. "It looks weird....."

"Well duh," Inuyasha growled, snatching it from Kagome's hand. "It's glowing green, idiots."

"Where'd you get it, Miroku?" Sango wondered, peering closely at the jewel.

"Some old guy threw it at me."

"Get outa here." Shippou grinned.

"Yeah, he wanted to be rid of it."

"Meow!" Kirara purred.

"Here, Miroku, you can have it back." Inuyasha tossed the jewel back to Miroku. "It's creeping me out."

"Oh no!" Kagome gasped suddenly.

"What is it?!" Inuyasha whirled around.

"I, uh, forgot my bag back at the well....."

"Shoot, let's go back then......"

"Hey, let's all go!" Sango suggested.

And so, the whole group traversed to the well. Kagome put her backpack on and sat on the edge of the well.

"You know......" Inuyasha started, "Since we're all standing like this, if someone pushed us, we'd fall like dominoes.....into the well....."

"Hey there BROTHER!" Sesshomaru yelled, charging into the clearing to clap Inuyasha on the back.

"A family reunion?!" Kikyo cried, running into the clearing and smashing into Miroku, who was at the back of the group.

Unfortunately, when Kikyo hit Miroku, they hit everyone else, and everyone tumbled into the well, one after the other, Miroku falling in last. Amazingly, they all disappeared instantly, but Kikyo, 'sadly', was left behind.

"Lord Sesshomaru!" Jaken yelled, running into the clearing. "Ah, well, looks like he's left me again....." He sat down on the edge of the well and looked up at Kikyo. "Well," he said as he raised his eyebrows, "It looks like it's just you and me babe."

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NOW, I know that wasn't very funny, BUT I PROMISE it'll get better in the next chapter! And, so far, I've got 25 chapters lined up, but not typed. ^-^ Newayz, here's an idea I have for you all! At the end of each chapter, I'm going to give you the title for the next chapter, and you have to guess what show/game/whatever the next chapter is going to be centered around!!!! Understand? If not, you'll catch on quickly!! The next chapter will be easy! I promise! In fact, the next few chapters will be easy! ^-~ But there's some hard ones.......! ^-^ And like I warned, there's some that will REALLY surprise you! ^-^ I mean, really. Well, I'm going to let you go now, but REMEMBER, don't forget to at least GUESS at the next chapter!! ^-^ Please??

Next Chapter: I'm Ash Ketchum, From Pallet Town!

(I swear, you'd better get this right.) ^-^

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REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!! And, I hope you enjoyed this little ficcy of mine!!! ^_^ No flames, plz.