Summary: He was once called a hero and a leader of his village. Now, he was just a lazy and eccentric weirdo who happened to be there when a certain group of aliens were defending their unborn siblings. Can a god have some fun, especially when the world itself had bored him to no end? [Harem]

"Naruto" Normal Speech.

'Naruto' Normal Thought.

"Rasengan" Magic/Jutsu/Technique.

"Kurama" Demon/Monster/Bijuu Normal Speech.

'Kurama' Demon/Monster/Bijuu Thought.

A Lame God

Chapter 1

Sekirei?

Sekirei.

They were extraterrestrial super-powered humanoids, with a genetic code similar to humans. Their name was taken from that of the Japanese Wagtail bird.

Long ago, eight Sekirei spaceships had reached Earth. Each ship contained one hundred and eight life-forms described as One Pillar and one hundred and seven baby birds. While one had crashed in the sea near Japan, the rest landed in various locations worldwide, and the Sekirei aboard them had given rise to the myths and legends of gods and heroes that have passed down through the history of mankind.

In nineteen ninety-nine, an island that would later be named Kamikura had emerged suddenly from the sea near Japan, and had been quickly explored by two university students, Minaka Hiroto and Takami Sahashi. Together, they had discovered ruins which had been the eighth Sekirei spaceship, the one that had landed in the sea a long time ago, and of course, what they had found there were one hundred and eight life-forms in suspended animation. Minaka, who had used the high technology discovered on the Sekirei ship to amass the fortune required to found MBI, had taken possession of the island and had it declared an extraterritoriality and removed from map, which resulted into several countries starting to have some suspicion about the past events, many of which hadn't been very happy when MBI decided to take the highly advanced technologies for themselves. Combining their forces, those countries launched a huge invasion on Kamikura Island, in hope of discovering its secrets. Their armies had been armed to the teeth with the most advanced military weapons in the world, and their sheer number of foot soldiers alone had surpassed any army in the history of war.

However, while lacking the means to defend themselves, the newly founded MBI had expected such thing to happen, and thus bringing the foundation of the first Discipline Squad, a group of five Sekirei under the leadership of the Zero One, who had been the only adult on the ship when Minaka and Takami discovered the ship. The other four Sekirei, from zero two to zero five, had been adjusted and turned into fully grown adult using the technology on the ship to fight alongside their leader to protect their unborn siblings because, during that time, the newly founded MBI lacked the forces to defend itself from the invaders.

"I'll start. Access Search!" Matsu, Sekirei zero two, a beautiful bespectacled young woman who had long red hair with side plaits, closed her eyes and activated her power to gain access to MBI's satellite that were monitoring the island from space, analyzing the invaders and their weapons before telepathically supplying the information as well as strategies she had managed to gather and form to her siblings, who immediately rushed to the strategic locations Matsu had provided them.

"Helicopters?" Sekirei number zero three, Kazehana, a voluptuous black haired woman, stated with a smile as she put a hand on her hips and turned her head up to look at the helicopters flying above her "Just my kind of guests." With a small smile, she lifted her hand and pointing her slender finger at the nearby helicopters, causing the wind around them to pick up. "Hanasenpuu (Flower Whirlwind)!" With that declaration, the Wind Sekirei created several cyclones of winds and pink flower petals that blown away the helicopters on midair, sending them crashing into each other before dropping to the ground around her in flames. Lowering her hand, she then elegantly raised the other, generating several more tornados to wipe out the entire units of flying machines as well as their pilots "There you go." She smiled and looked at the destructions she had caused.

At the other side of the battlefield, a silver-haired man, who wore a black outfit with a yellow scarf, took out his sheathed katana and tapped one end of it into the ground and muttered with a calm tone "Hasaiten (Smashing Point)!" Sekirei Zero Five, Mutsu declared as he used to power over the Earth to cause a small-scale earthquake to occur, tearing apart the ground in front of him, uplifting every single tank in front of him and causing the soldiers inside to cry out in fear before abandoning their vehicles to run for their lives. However, before they could get anywhere, a silver-haired woman jumped down from above and started slaughtering every single she could reach with her sword, which she wielded with grace and great skills. Those who she hadn't reached yet desperately fired bullets at her with their guns, but the woman simply jumped into the air to dodge them before landing down and finishing them off with lightning fast slashes.

"Weakling." The woman, Karasuba, Sekirei zero four muttered as she looked at the remaining soldiers, who knew that their lives had been settled.

As the Sekirei continued to carve destructions around the island, zero one, the leader of the Discipline Squad, remained in the same position in front of Matsu, sharply looking at the battleships on the ocean in front of them. The queen of Sekirei was the most beautiful woman of the group, with a slender yet shapely figure. She had waist-length purple hair with shorter bangs in a traditional hime-style. Much like the other women of the squad, she dressed in a form-fitting black uniform with a grey cap that bore the marks of Sekirei on her shoulders.

Removing her sword from its scabbard, Miya raised it above her head, holding the handle with both hands, before bringing it down in a strong slash, sending a violent shockwave that travelled all the way from her position to one of the battleships from afar, slicing it in half. With eyes as cold as ice, she swung her sword to the side, sending yet another powerful shockwave that nearly split the water surface toward the second ship with blurring speed, causing it to be split in half before exploding in the process. Slashing her sword over and over, it didn't take it long for the Sekirei Pillar to destroy the entire fleet of battleships, ending the lives of every single human on board.

"I think that's the last of them, everyone." Matsu announced once the final ship had been sunk "Good work everyone!" She stated happily once the other Sekirei had reassembled around her and Miya, who sheathed her weapon into its scabbard and turned around to look at her sisters and brother.

"Hm… as expected from the zero one," Kazehana commented with a smile while running her hand through her hair, looking the purple haired swordswoman, who remained silent.

"Hm… those weaklings better learn their lesson and never step their filthy feet on this island again." The silver-haired Sekirei said as she crossed her arms over her chest and glanced at the dead soldiers she had cut down with her blade.

"They are rather weak, aren't they?" Kazehana asked, "Once they lost their weapons, they started running away in fear."

"Well, from what I have learnt throughout their history, no human can be a challenge for us Sekirei." Matsu pointed out, her glasses glinting. Kazehana only shrugged, and Karasuba and Mutsu said nothing in response "Don't you agree, Miya-chan." Matsu asked, turning to look at their eldest sister, who looked at her for a moment before nodding her head in agreement "Thought so." The red haired Sekirei smiled.

"Well, how about we head back to the base then… I am hungry." Kazehana suggested as she raised both hands above her heads and stretched her back, which caused the miniskirt she was wearing to raise and reveal a small portion of her bubble ass, which she didn't appear to care in the slightest.

"Yes, let's go." Miya nodded her head and walked ahead of them.

Thump!

However, before they could go anywhere, they were stopped by a sound that caught their attentions. Turning their heads to one of the tanks Mutsu had destroyed, they saw a soldier crawling out his way out from the door on the turret, holding a gun in one hand and the helmet on his head with the other.

"Man… I swear this is going to be the last time I cosplay." The man muttered to himself as he looked around "Where are my comrades anyway?" He asked, pushing himself to his feet. He then spotted a bloody body on the ground, and said after a second of pausing "Ah, so you are all dead, huh?"

"Karasuba, I think you missed one," Kazehana said amusedly as she gestured her head to the man who was paying respects to the dead soldiers.

"Tch…" Karasuba clicked her tongue in displeasure before rushing to the man, removing the sword from its scabbard, which she threw to the side "You're dead!" Hearing her cry, he snapped his head to the side in terror and immediately brought his gun up to fire a barrage of bullets at her. However, by swiftly moving her body to left and right, Karasuba was able to dodge all of them.

"Oh shit!" He cried when she stopped right in front of him and slashed her sword up, slicing his gun in half. "Seriously?" He cried dramatically, holding the pieces of his machine gun in hand.

"Shut the fuck up," Karasuba growled as she raised her sword above her head and then brought it down in a quick and powerful strike.

Clang!

Quicker than her eyes could follow, the soldier raised the sword in his hand and turned it around to use the flat edge to block hers, causing a shower of sparks to fly between their weapons and a shockwave to erupt between them, tossing the helmet from his head. Karasuba along with the other Sekirei widened their eyes in shock when they saw the man easily holding his ground against the silver-haired wagtail, whose strength was unmatched by any human.

"Just kidding… Who need a fucking gun anyway?" Asking that, the soldier turned his sword around and slashed horizontally, causing Karasuba to block their sword-lock and jump back cautiously.

"What in the…" It was at that moment Mutsu realised he wasn't holding his sword but the parts of the man's gun Karasuba had cut in his hand.

"When did he do that?" Matsu asked in shock. Immediately after Karasuba had found an opening in his stance (he was casually spinning Mutsu's sword around), she ran at him with incredible speed, her body became a blur, before delivering a devastating strike from above, which he blocked easily by holding his sword backwards and raising it at shoulder level. He then turned it around when Karasuba started thrusting and slashing her sword at him from all directions, only to be blocked and parried by the man who appeared to be moving just as fast as she could.

"W-what is he…?" Kazehana stuttered in pure shock "I didn't hear about a human capable of such feat."

"Is he even human?" Mutsu asked as he threw the destroyed gun down to the ground "Miya, do you know anything about him?" He turned to the Sekirei Pillar, who shook her head in response.

"Matsu…" Being the one who was keeping her composure, Miya turned her head to Matsu and gave her a meaningful look. Shakily nodding her head, the bespectacled Sekirei used her power to contact MBI's headquarter. After a quick conversation, Matsu turned back to inform her leader with a shaky tone.

"T-Takami-tan and Minaka-tan doesn't know anything about this, Miya-tan." She shook her head "And they also know next to nothing about him. They have tried to search for information about that man, but they couldn't find anything." She finished "He is a ghost."

Kazehana and Mutsu were speechless.

"So… you are the type of woman who likes it rough, aren't you?" Karasuba could only growl to respond to his remark. Deciding to end the fight, she increased her speed and striking strength dramatically, only for him to surprise her by moving at an even greater speed. In a flash, her sword was knocked out of from her hand, and then, she was sent flying across the field by a kick to the abdomen, her back crashing slamming against several tanks before heavily crashing down to the ground. However, as soon as she stopped skipping on the ground, with minimum damages Karasuba shot up, kicking off the ground and pushing her body into the air to reacquire her weapon. Grabbing it tightly in her left hand, Karasuba twisted her body around and shot down toward him, going for a vertical slash.

"That's the face!" He roared with a sadistic smile "C'mon woman! Give me all you have! SHOW ME THAT EXCITEMENT!" He cried maliciously and spread his arms as if he wanted the silver-haired Sekirei to strike her to strike him.

"GRAHHH!" Karasuba roared and brought her sword around with all her strength, only for him to move his body to the side at the last moment with a very genuine smile on his face. The malicious expression had disappeared as if it were never there.

"Just kidding…" He said as Karasuba crashed into the spot he had been standing on earlier. The ground around her feet and the place shattered, with several cracks spreading out from where she had struck her sword.

"Tch…" Not wasting a second, she used all that impact force to launch herself toward him with inhuman speed, her blade came screaming at him.

"Off you go!" Just like the way their battle had been going, the man spun around, avoiding her blade and shot his hand out to grab her cape, as well as the hem of her miniskirt, before tossing her into the ocean much to the shock of everyone who was watching "Cool down now?" he moved his head to the side when a soaked Karasuba immediately shot at him again with a dangerous piercing attack "I guess not." He raised his sword and blocked another ferocious strike from her.

"Oi oi, you think you can handle it, Karasuba?"

"Shut up Kazehana!" Karasuba growled as she tried to break through his defence "I can handle this."

"We have new order!" Matsu announced loudly after talking to the director of MBI "Minaka wants us to bring him back to the base. There's a possible that he's a Sekirei or at least a descendant of one."

"But that should not be possible." Mutsu shook his head.

"I see." Miya stated calmly as she removed her sword from its scabbard "However, he has come here with the enemies, and it's our duty to protect the unborn Sekirei." Her eyes hardened and became cold "One way or another, he's not going out of this fight in one piece." She slashed her sword around, sending a powerful force at him, splitting the ground open in the result. Karasuba, seeing her pillar's attack coming, wisely jumped out of the way, forcing the blond haired man to meet the attack head on.

"Miss me." He leapt backwards, doing it so fast he appeared to instantaneously teleport from one place to the other. The man then stepped his right foot back, dashing it on the ground, and took a firm stance as he clashed with Karasuba, switching from normal defensive to offensive. Karasuba held her ground as he started to attack, going to toe to toe with the mysterious who had decided to attack with Mutsu's sword. A bloodthirsty grin crossed her face when she blocked and finally felt the force of his strike, which left her hand shaking in pain but also in excitement. Miya had been the only one who could fight against her like this, despite the fact that the pillar had been holding back every time they sparred. Dust soon kicked up and sparks flew between them as their swords clashed, sending shockwave after shockwave throughout the area, blowing away every destroyed vehicle, including the heaviest tanks, around them. Taking the fight to a whole new level, the mysterious man and the fourth Sekirei fought across the battlefield that was the Beach of Kamikura Island, attacking and counterattacking each other with enough speed that not even Miya could interfere without causing some damages to her sister.

Knocking each other back, the two wasted no time to kick the ground underneath their feet to charge at each other, allowing their blades to meet in yet another high speed sword clash. The sharp winds caused by their clash had become strong enough to tear their clothes. Karasuba's Discipline black uniform had been ruined, literally, with several tears in her formfitting shirt, and her cape were not in a much better condition.

"GRAHH!" With another ferocious cry, Karasuba spun around and slashed her sword as hard as she could. Instead of dodging like the last the time, the blonde haired man raised his sword to dodge, but with the speed only Miya's eyes could follow, as soon as their blades met, he spun it around, using Karasuba's sword as a focus point to push the sword into his other hand before pushing forward along the length of her sword, shocking Karasuba. The silver haired Sekirei was only able to move her head out of the way at the last second and jumped back, creating a considerable safe distance between the two of them.

"Nice trick." Karasuba commented as she looked at her sword. A part of the handguard had been cut away. It had happened so fast she could only worry for her head.

"You haven't seen anything yet, little bird." He said, waving his hand around halfheartedly. His statement caused the Sekirei to widen their eyes in surprise. He had called them little bird. A human like him should not know about them.

"Who are you?" Karasuba asked, pointing her sword at him "You are not here like them, aren't you?"

"Maybe…" He said thoughtfully, scratching his chin "Let's just say that I am very interested in the secret of this island… and I guess I have found it." He said, looking at Karasuba before turning his eyes to the other Sekirei "By the way, the name is Naruto." Naruto said, spinning his sword around "Now, shall we continue?" He asked, his eyes glinting in mild excitement.

"You ask for it, blondie." She smirked. But before she could make a move, the ground underneath Naruto cracked and exploded, causing Naruto to lose his balance. It wasn't much, but Mutsu's attack created a distraction that allowed Kazehana to create a tornado and sweep him away with it.

"What are you doing!?" Karasuba roared at Kazehana, who lowered her hand and smiled at her fellow Sekirei "I said I could handle it."

"We don't think so." The Wind Sekirei shook her head "We need to bring him back to the base as soon as possible. I am hungry..." But before she could finish saying that, the tornado she had created was dispersed and disappeared completely, and Naruto soon appeared in front of them, unscratched.

"A wind user?" He asked, stabbing his sword down to the ground "Guess I will have to do this the old way then." He stated, raising his hand "Wind and petals… allow me to return the favor, my dear." Much to the Sekirei's shock, a cyclone of petals appeared and swept its way toward Kazehana and Karasuba, who immediately stepped back and allowed the wind Sekirei to deal with the attack of her element.

Kazehana raised her hand and stood her ground when the tornado slammed into her, doing her best to disperse it with her power over the wind. The black haired Sekirei gritted her teeth as she was pushed back, her clothes torn by the wind.

'This… power…' Kazehana closed her eyes as the tornado suddenly became stronger "Guys! A little help here!" Mutsu wasted no time to step in, and created a large boulder from the ground with his power, blocking the tornado of petals midway, giving Kazehana just enough time to move out of the way.

"Your panty is flashing." Snapping her head to the side, Kazehana widened her eyes when she saw Naruto appearing above her and kicking Karasuba away when she tried to attack him. She tried to summon her winds, but after seeing the super speed fight between him and Karasuba, she had no doubt that she was not going to make it.

However, before he could make a move, Miya appeared between them and slashed her sword at him, aiming to tear him apart with her trademark attack. However, before any shockwave could be made, Naruto raised his sword and stopped hers midway with the flat edge of his weapon. She struck much harder than Karasuba, but it was nothing he couldn't handle.

"Hoh… The Totsuga… nice sword." Naruto smirked as he glanced at handguard-less blade before looking into the Sekirei Pillar's icy brown eyes.

She asked coldly, grinding her blade harder against his "You are not human, aren't you?"

"C'mon, you have already seen what I am capable of, haven't you?" He asked, pushing his blade back.

"What are you then?"

"Don't know… been trying to figure that out myself." He said, disengaging their sword lock pushing Miya back "So… you're here to take me into your custody, aren't you?"

"One way or another."

"Let's do it then." Naruto said as he took a stance. Time seemed to freeze around them as they looked at each other in the eyes, waiting for the right movement to make their moves. The other Sekirei wisely retreated. Even someone like Karasuba wouldn't dare to step into a fight of the Sekirei Pillar.

Finally, on an unspoken signal, Miya made the first move. To the other members of the Discipline Squad, it appeared as if Miya had teleported. In an instant, she stood several meters away from Naruto, who had yet to make a move, then the next she was right in front of him, her sword brought back for a deadly piercing attack instead of her usual slashing attack. The Sekirei held their breathed, waiting for Naruto to counter the attack of their strongest.

Instead, he dropped his weapons and threw his hands into the air, crying.

"I surrender!"

Miya stopped her blade that instant. The tip of Totsuga had already touched the skin between his eyes, but the force of her extremely fast thrust was enough to blow his spiky blonde hair back and cause him to lean his head back slightly in response.

Even nature itself didn't dare to make a sound.

"Huh!?" Kazehana dropped her jaw, having the urge to facepalm.

"What?" Miya asked the tall man, hardening her eyes.

"You heard me, I surrender."

"What game you are playing?"

"I am not playing anything." Naruto shook his head "Fighting a strong opponent is too troublesome, you know."

"A strong opponent?" A tick mark appeared on Karasuba's forehead as she shouted at him "Are you implying that I am weak?"

"You catch on quick." He casually replied, causing the silver haired Sekirei to glare heatly at him. His attention then shifted back to Miya, who was still keeping the tip of her sword between his eyes "So… are you going to remove that sword from my face or not?"

"You know… looking at him from this close, he's kinda cute." Kazehana commented as she stood in front of the one-way glass with the rest of the Discipline Squad to look at the mysterious blond, who was sitting in the interrogation room with a bored look on his face. He had his eyes closed, his feet on the table, his hands behind his head, and the chair he was sitting on leant back on two legs. The handcuff they had put on his wrist rested on the table in front of him.

After Naruto had surrendered, it had been easy for them to bring him back to MBI's base near the Sekirei spaceship. They had brought him to the medical bay and tried to run a few tests on him. They had tried to take his blood, but the doctors of MBI had given when every syringe's nozzle had broken the moment they touched his skin. Without any other choice, they had brought him to an interrogation room, hoping to force some answer out of him from there. The Discipline Squad had been assembled after they had had lunch, because currently, they were the only ones that could hold their grounds against him.

Miya, meanwhile, was looking at the blond with a puzzled look on her face, mainly because she didn't understand why he was here. For some reason, she had a feeling that he WANTED to be here, inside MBI. With the power that could easily defeat a Sekirei like Karasuba or Kazehana, it was possible for him to run away from her, yet he had chosen to surrender, and let them capture him with the lamest reason in that situation.

Who was he? What was he? Was he one of them or was he a descendant of a Sekirei, or was he something else?

"You know you can't think of anyone but your Ashikabi like that, Kazehana-tan." Matsu shook her head, pointing it out. Ashikabi were the individuals to whom Sekirei become attached to, in both a contractual and emotional sense, making them Sekirei's destined and true love.

"Who know… he might be my Ashikabi. We have the same power, see?" Kazehana said as she created a small whirlwind with flower petals in the palm of her hand.

"With power like that, he might be a Sekirei, Kazehana," Karasuba said, shaking her head. Kazehana said nothing in response, as the door to the interrogation room was opened and a woman with black hair and grey eyes, wearing a white lab coat over a black top and trousers, walked in.

"Hello again, Naruto-san." Takami Sahashi greeted him as she took her seat on the chair at the other side of the table, opposite from Naruto.

"You are that chick, who tried to take my blood, aren't you." He opened one of his eyes and said in acknowledge of her presence.

"I have to admit, I was very surprised." Takami nodded her head "What are you, exactly?"

"The Man of Steel hismelf, Clark Kent."

"I am being very serious here, Naruto-san." Naruto waved his hand dismissively in response, before looking around "What are you doing?"

"Where is my katsudon?" Takami could only bury her hand in her face "You want to interrogate me, right?"

"What the hell is a katsudon?" Karasuba asked in annoyance.

"Well," Matsu explained "Katsudon is a very famous Japanese food. It's a bowl of rice topped with a deep-fried pork cutlet, egg, vegetables, and condiments. Recently, it has become a very famous gag of Japanese films about policemen. Many people think that suspects will speak the truth with tears when they have eaten katsudon and are asked 'did you ever think about how your mother feels about this.'"

"First, I am not a policewoman." Takami removed her hand from her face and started "And second, you have watched too many drama films."

"Aw, what a letdown!" He threw his hands in the air and leant back, sighing longingly in boredom.

"Naruto-san, I will ask you once more time." MBI's head researcher asked seriously "What are you?" Naruto then sat straight up and leant forward with a very serious expression on his face. Takami and the Sekirei were quite taken aback by this.

"Me?" He asked extremely serious and Takami nodded her head "I'm a god." The black haired woman's arm slipped, causing Takami to slam her forehead down to the table. The Sekirei clearly didn't know how to react to this "So lady, where is my katsudon?" He asked, leaning his head back.

Takami could only click her tongue in annoyance and left the room, before returning with a bowl of Katsudon for him a few minutes later.

"Here you go." Takami said as she put the bowl down in front of him "Happy now?"

"Ah, thank you." Naruto grinned as he accepted the chopsticks from the woman "Man… I am starving." He wasted no time to dig in.

"Alright… I need you to answer a few questions." Takami said as she took out a notebook and a pen.

"Ask away." He said, with a mouthful of foods, causing Miya, who had managed to keep a very straight face all the while, to wince in disgust.

"What is your name?"

"Naruto."

"Just Naruto?" She asked in interest.

"I have a last name, but that's none of your business."

"Sigh… okay then." Takami nodded and wrote it down "Where are you from?"

"Japan."

"You don't look like Japanese to me. Did you dye your hair? Are you wearing lens?"

"Lady, my hair is natural, so are my eyes." Naruto said, pointing the chopsticks at his hair "Anyway, I guarantee you that I am one hundred percent Japanese."

"Okay then." Takami nodded her head "How old are you?"

"I'm nineteen."

"Do you have any family member?"

"Nope, I am an orphan."

"Oh… so sorry about that." Takami said, lowering her head apologetically.

"Don't worry, my parents died a long time ago." He shrugged his shoulders in response.

"Naruto-san… how did you acquire such power on par with… the members of our Discipline Squad."

"One hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, one hundred squats and run ten kilometres… every single day." He answered, but added when Takami gave him a weird look "What? You didn't read One Punch Man? You know, the guy who can one shot his oppoents? I'm a fan "

"That's not the…"

"Also, I know they are called Sekirei," Naruto interupted, pointing his chopsticks at the Discipline Squad, causing them to widen their eyes slightly in surprise. How did he know they were there "No reason for you to hide that from me."

"How did you…"

"Lady, you and your coworkers literally dragged me all around your base earlier. You should have expected me to pick up a thing or two about them." He mocked, before adding "Next time, make sure to put earmuffs and blindfolds on your prisoners. What a bunch of amateurs!" He said sarcastically before going back to finish his food.

"I will make sure to remember that." Takami made a small smile "You haven't answered my early question, Naruto-san."

"About my power? Well… I have no reason to tell you." Takami sighed. She had expected as much.

"Alright… that aside, what were you doing inside a tank of the united nation army?"

"I got lost in the road of life and found my way inside that tank this morning." He answered casually, much to Takami's displeasure "Thanks for the meal." He said, clapping his hands together and lowering his head before looking up "Can I have another one, please?" He requested.

"Sigh, anyway, Naruto-san." She spoke, closing the notebook "I'm sorry to say this, but you need to stay here."

"Do whatever you want, it's not like I have anywhere to go anyway." He said, waving one hand in the air.

"Until we can determine who and what you are, we will have to keep you in a cell, you know?"

"All the better." He stated, smirking mysteriously.

Takami could only sigh…

This young man was too carefree… in a very weird way.

End of Chapter 1

Hey folks, there you go, the first chapter of my new story.

Many of my fans has requested me to make a Sekirei crossover story, but I couldn't do it at first because I didn't have the time to. Recently, I have been reading a lot of Sekirei and Naruto crossover stories, and couldn't help but bring myself into writing one.

You should know that I have never watched or read Sekirei. Sure, I have read a few pages and watch a few scenes, but everything I know about Sekirei is from Sekirei's fandom wiki and fanfiction stories, so you can rest assure that this story of mine will stray out of Cannon plot. Sure, some important events like the Sekirei Plan's battle states will be there, but it's not going to look like cannon because of Naruto.

As you can see, this is one of those god-like Naruto and harem stories of mine. I hope you don't mind. It's always been my most favorite type of story to write.

This story, of course, set twenty one years before cannon. I will use the first few chapters to develop the relationships of Naruto and the Sekirei. The main plotline will start soon, so don't worry.

I hope you like the personalities I have given Naruto. However, rest assure, because he will definitely have moments that reminds us of the old Naruto.

Naruto's fight with Karasuba in this chapter is inspired by their battle in a story called Ashikabi no Shinobi, written by the Engulfing Silence. It's my most favorite story on fanfiction, just so you know.

Of course, will be Harem. Miya will definitely have the lead spot, because she has always been my most favorite Sekirei. Though, I am still torn between two ways of developments for her. Aside from voting for the Sekirei to be winged by Naruto, I will let you guys vote for the best way to develop Miya for my story:

First: Let her react to Naruto and be winged naturally by him. As far as I am concerned, she cannot be winged because in cannon, she cannot have an Ashikabi (I learn this from the wiki, it's stated that Miya is not a Sekirei)

Second: Let Miya naturally fall in love with Naruto and let them have a relationship like a normal couple, a unique love that doesn't require the Sekirei Bond.

Well, that's it, enough of my rant.

I hope you have fun reading this chapter everyone.

I will see you soon.

Ja ne!

P/S: The wind ninjutsu Naruto had used in this chapter is a Wind Styled ninjutsu used by Fu in the anime. As you can see, he's powerful enough to use ninjutsu without hand seals now.