Hey Gang! It's me, Crazomatic with another silly fic that will hopefully make you laugh. I must give thanks to my friend Lynx, who after I explained my idea, sent me the entire TF Movie script as a guide to aid me in this senseless endeavor. THANK YOU LYNX!

For all us TF seasoned junkies out there, hope you enjoy my little rendition. This fic was inspired by a writer who wrote the entire 3 1/2 hour Fellowship of the Ring in a limerick. I have searched endlessly (through hundreds of fics) trying to find this person, it had HUNDREDS of reviews, but alas, his fic is completely gone. I wanted to thank this person for the inspiration. So, if anybody out there remembers him, let me know!

Personal Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Transformers or make mulla off it either (but I sure wish I did. And even if I did, would I really be telling YOU about it)?

So here it is folks, Chapter 1 of Transformers, The Movie: Limerick Style!

+++++++++++++++++++Scene 01: The Destruction of Lithone+++++++++++++++++

Narrator: . . . . . . . . .In a galaxy far, far away,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A humble planet will see its last day.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A huge monster is near,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .That is shaped like a sphere,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .With its pinchers and eyes set on Lithone.

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Kranix: . . . . . . . . . . .Do you see what just entered our space?

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It's a planet with quite a large taste,

Arblus: . . . . . . . . . . .Shall I fire my gun?

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Wait, it's the Death Star RUN!

Kranix: . . . . . . . . . .Whoops, I think that we're in the wrong movie!

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Kranix: . . . . . . . . ..Enter the ship for our only chance!

Arblus: . . . . . . . . . .I'm so scared that I just wet my pants!

Kranix: . . . . . . . . .Did you just hear my call?

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Jump a ship and don't stall!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Halfway the planets been eaten already!

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Arblus: . . . . . . . .Well I just bit the big one, FAREWELL!

Kranix: . . . . . . . .If I escape I'll have stories to tell!

Unicron: . . . . . . .This planets so yummy,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .See it churn in my tummy?

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Hope I don't get the farts out of this!

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+++++++++++++++++++++++++Scene 02: The War Continues+++++++++++++++++

Narrator: . . . . .It's the year two thousand and five,

. . . . . . . . . . . . .The Autobots huddle and hide,

. . . . . . . . . . . . .The Decepticons rule,

Megatron: . . . . .Hey kids! Isn't that cool?

Narrator:. . . . . .From a moon the Autobots plan their assault.

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Ironhide: . . . . . .The enemies rule makes me sizzle!

Optimus:. . . . . . .I wish he'd shut up with that dribble!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Make a run in the shuttle,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . ..Hurry up, on the double,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Take the one with the broken radar!

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Optimus: . . . . . . .Jazz tell me if the shuttle can fly?

Jazz: . . . . . . . . . . .There's no Decepticons I see in the sky!

Optimus: . . . . . . .What about Moon Base Two?

Bumblebee: . . . . .Were also free from those goons!

Spike: . . . . . . . . . .Tell my son that I miss him so much.

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Optimus: . . . . . . .Commence the countdown by five,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I'm so glad to get rid of Ironhide!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .If he fails, it will suck,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Cuz he'll need lots of luck,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Flying around with Decepticons behind!

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++++++++++++++++++Scene 03: The Decepticons Plot Their Attack++++++++++++

Shockwave:. . . . . .Laserbeak returns from his rounds,

Megatron: . . . . . . .Soundwave, play back what he's found!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .He's a spy that's not failed,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .In all missions he's sailed,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Unlike some other warriors I know!

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Optimus:. . . . . . . .Go to Earth and bring Energon back,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .So we can launch our counterattack!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Luck is what we will need,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .To get Cybertron freed!

Megatron:. . . . . .More than you can imagine, Optimus Prime!

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+++++++++++++++++Scene 04: The Shuttle Invasion+++++++++++++++++

Ironhide: . . . . . . . .This should be an easy little trip,

Brawn: . . . . . . . . . .The Decepticons blew into the ship!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .We can't run and can't hide,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .So let's fight for our lives!

Megatron: . . . . . . . .Down for count you will be when I'm through!

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Megatron: . . . . . . . .With one blast I've killed all that's on board!

Starscream: . . . . . . .Ain't it weird how this never worked before?

Megatron: . . . . . . . . .The writers love me this time,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It's so easy cuz I'm,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The worst 'Instrument of Destruction' there is!

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Starscream: . . . . . .Your a coward and missed the real threat!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The Autobot moons is what we should get!

Megatron: . . . . . . . .You're an idiot and blind,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .We'll slip by in their ride,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And the Autobots with their city shall fall!

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++++++++++++Scene 05: Fishing With the Future Leader+++++++++++++++++++

Hot Rod: . . . . . . .The fish are sure jumping today!

Daniel: . . . . . . . . .I wish that my dad weren't away.

Hot Rod: . . . . . . . .He'll come back very soon,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . We've been here until Noon,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And you're moping is getting annoying!

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Daniel: . . . . . . . . . .It's a shuttle let's go watch it land!

Hot Rod: . . . . . . . . .Anything to get out of this sand!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .To Lookout Mountain we'll ride!

Daniel: . . . . . . . . . .Look! There's a hole in the side!

Hot Rod. . . . . . . . . .What a 'Dare' crashing road blocks can be!

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Kup: . . . . . . . . . . .Your a punk and I'll straighten you out!

Hot Rod: . . . . . . . .Hey old timer, you don't have to shout!

Kup: . . . . . . . . . . . .To be olds not a pity,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Now get into the city!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Or a gravestone I'll pick when you're dead!

+++++++++++++++++++End of Chapter 1++++++++++++++++

Okay, (pant, pant, pant) here is chapter 1. Hope you liked enjoyed this little rendition so far. Chapter 2 will go from the siege of Autobot City, to the making of Galvatron.

Have a funny limerick about Transformers the Movie? Send it to me at and I will post your limerick in the next chapter in the credits (takers anyone?) Even if it's just a few sentences, let me have it and we'll all get laughs together!

Till next time gang, C-YA later! Crazomatic