Johnny Rampage

By Shadowgate

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Bling Bling Boy spent a month mixing DNA and created two monsters. He flew his ship with the two monsters in portals in each side. He made announcement over his bullhorn.

"ATTENTION SUSAN TEST AND ALL OF PORKBELLY. SUSAN TEST YOU WILL MARRY ME OR I WILL UNLEASH TWO FEROCIOUS BEASTS UPON THE TOWN!"

Susan and Mary came out of their lab and house to see what Bling Bling was up to.

Mary said to Susan "sure enough that son of a bitch has two big monsters like we thought."

Susan yelled "CALL THE CIA! CALL JOHNNY AND DOOKEY!"

Mary told Susan to get inside. Both twin girls ran back inside.

The Bling Bling Boy yelled "OH YOU WANT TO IGNORE ME!"

The pain in the ass Bling Bling Boy moved in and circled the Test Household. Johnny was pissed off.

"I've had it with Bling Bastard. I'll tell you my sisters are human beings and not property for him to claim."

Dookey said "well for the record he's only trying to claim one of them."

Johnny shot back "one or the other or both of them they're not his Goddamn sex slaves. I'm taking action once and for all."

Dookey asked "are you going to fart in his face?"

Johnny snapped "I'm serious Dookey. To the motherfucking lab!"

Johnny became Super Johnny and his fucking dog joined him as Super Pooch.

Johnny said to Dookey "just like they took out Bin Laden we're going to put Bling Bling Pussy Boy out of commission."

Susan said "oh my strong noble brother."

Mary yelled "GET THE SON OF A BITCH!"

Johnny and Dookey took off and yelled "EUGENE SURRENDER NOW OR YOU'LL BE SORRY! MY SISTER IS NOT GOING TO MARRY YOU EVER!"

Eugene said "OH JOHNNY I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD SURRENDER. SINCE YOU DIDN'T I WILL UNLEASH THE TWO BEASTS!"

Eugene drops two large animals from his space ship. One is a giant lizard and the other is a giant gorilla.

The two animals immediately rushed to the Porkbelly Middle School. They tore it apart in no time.

Johnny said "Goddamn it now we'll need more money for school funding."

The monsters went straight to the ice cream parlor next. They started pigging out on sundaes.

Johnny and Dookey made their move and challenged the two monsters.

The two monsters chased Johnny and Dookey all over town. Bling Bling Boy laughed as he observed from his ship.

Johnny and Dookey used strategy. They stood back to back.

The two monsters charged toward them but Johnny and Dookey dodged. The monsters collided and fell to the ground having knocked each other unconscious.

The CIA men in black came on the scene with blow torches and incinerated them.

Eugene said "oh no" and then Johnny attacked his space ship and brought it to the ground.

Johnny dragged Eugene out of his space ship and put him in handcuffs.

"You tried to kidnap my sister and your terrorist attack on Porkbelly will certainly lead to hard time.

All was well thanks to the Great Johnny Test and his Patriotic Pooch.

THE END