Muy buenas a todos aqui Güilireh comentando XDD (no) I had a very strange dream last night and I do not even remember it (because that's how cruel life is T-T) but it had something to do with my dear babies, Waltz and Allegretto: 333. So I wrote a not-fic about it, yeah (actually I did it because I was bored and there was nothing else to do, but well i'll shut up now :X, is this even considered writing? IDK XD) without further ado, let's start~

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OKAY SO BASICALLY, ALLEGRETTO IS IN STARBUCKS AND HIS BARISTA IS WALTZ

ALLEGRETTO SEES HIM AND DIES INSIDE

WALTZ ASKS FOR HIS ORDER, BUT SINCE ALLEGRETTO IS ALLEGRETTO HE IS WATCHING HIM WITH THE TYPICAL "O YEAH DADDY DON'T STOP TALKING" EXPRESSION

ALLEGRETTO CHECKS HIM UP AS HE REQUESTS HIS ORDER

WALTZ WINKS AND ASKS: "DO YOU WANT ME HERE, OR TO GO"

(A / N: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) )

ALLEGRETTO GIVES HIM HIS NUMBER AND STARES AT DAT ASS WHILE HE MAKES THE COFFEE VERY SENSUALLY

SO YEAH, MINUTES AFTER, WALTZ SAYS: "A COMPLETELY NORMAL BUT EXPENSIVE FOR NO REASON COFFEE FOR THAT BOY WITH THE SEXY ASS"

AFTER TAKING HIS COFFEE, ALLEGRETTO SPILLS HIS DRINK ON HIS CROTCH BECAUSE HE IS MORE SPECIAL THAN THE AUTHOR

THEN WALTZ APPROACHES HIM WITH A CLOTH WETTER THAN HIS PANTS AND CLEANS "THE AREA" VERY SUGGESTIVELY

SINCE THERE WAS NO ONE ON STARBUCKS BECAUSE PEOPLE DIDN'T HAVE MONEY TO WASTE ON SHITTY EXPENSIVE COFFEE, THEY HAD THEM HOT STEAMY SEXES ON THE TABLES

AND LEGATO WAS LIKE "yo dudes get a room" BUT SINCE HE IS LEGATO AND NO ONE ACTUALLY LISTENS TO HIM HE DROWNED HIMSELF ON AN ICE CREAM TUB AND DIED ALONE

DAYS LATER, WALTZ PREGNANCY TESTS HIT POSITIVE AND SO THEY HAD 101 KIDS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE

AND THEY ALSO MARRIED AND THE HONEYMOON WAS AT A GAY STRIPPER CLUB

SO YEAH, THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE EEENNNDDD :3333

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Is there even a Legato fan out there XD? I don't mean to offend any Starbucks fans, but is actually tr- *shot*