Once you've read this, get yourselves out of the medbay and report to the gear lockers. There's a new planet waiting, but it's not quite as golden as we'd hoped. I'll fill you in once you're here. Hurry up.
They woke me first, obviously. I'm still a bit disoriented but I'm going to try and walk it off. Did you see dad's message? Don't be late - you know what he does to people who oversleep. Was 600 years not enough for you?
Awake now. Jerk. Identical my ass. Be there soon. Need more coffee.