Title: You and Mr. Wonderful
Disclaimor: I do not own anything TSS related. Theirs not mine
Credit: The song is My Friend Steve's All in All.
Summary: Kelso's thoughts on J/H
Hey Victoria, do you still hide my letters
Under the mattress you lay on with him?
Do you even remember putting them there?
I'd say probably not
But I'm here and I'm writing, by the light of the candle
That I once used when I'd write you
You know Jackie I thought we had something good. You know like true love or something. I mean I know I made mistakes. I cheated on you and took you for granted and all –but you forgave me. You did. And I thought we were good again. So I guess I shouldn't have left you after I proposed and ran off to California. But I was scared. I wasn't ready to get married. And I was coming back. I was coming back to you. I mean its what we do Jackie! I screw up and you get mad and then I make the puppy dog face and you forgive me. So why won't you? I'm making the face. It's totally irresistible and I'm tan now so…God Jackie what more do you want?
So you and Hyde huh? I can't believe this! Why would you do that Jackie? You hate Hyde and he SO hates you. So how come you don't all of a sudden? I can't believe you have been making out with him all summer. He's not even your type. He's not tall or man pretty. He's hairy. So fine he doesn't insult you anymore and he'd probably never cheat on you but I wouldn't either. Because I've changed. I realize now that I only want you. So how come you want him? Why has it always been Hyde? You always turned to him. Like that time that he took you to the prom. And why did he do that? Why's he always doing stuff for you? Like going to jail for you and decking that Chip guy for calling you a bitch? Is that why you like him? Because I could do that too. And why did you call me your boyfriend and get all jealous of Annette if you were just going to turn around and take it back? Why'd you tell him you love him when you are supposed to still love me? Why'd you think I got Annette here anyway? You know I really thought that you would get all jealous like the old days and you'd admit that that was the only reason you were with Hyde in the first place. But I guess that's not true. You didn't even care that he didn't get you anything for your birthday. You didn't even tell him it was your birthday. You would have never let me get away with that. But it's like you've changed. And he has too. You are rubbing off on each other. He's making you stronger and you're making him less tough. We never did anything like that for each other. But I wish we could. I think I could do better next time. But there isn't going to be a next time is there? You love him. And I'd hold out hope if there was a chance that he didn't love you back. But I think he does. He hasn't said it I bet but he's always showing it. You don't need my brains to see that. He shaved his beard for you. He forgave you for me. So I guess I should let you go. I should back off before you start to hate me or Hyde really does kick my ass. But I'm not happy about it. Because damn it Jackie you were mine first and I always thought you'd be mine last. Because I thought we had something good. But I guess you found something better.
Oh Victoria the girl in the flowered dress
It seems you've forgotten – is this some kind of test?
And if so , I hope I'm doing well
And on the Fourth of July while I sit and cry
You and Mr. Wonderful can have the time of your lives