Author's Note: I don't own the Percy Jackson series or this song. They belong to Rick Riordan and Meghan Trainor respectfully. I have never written a fanfiction before and this is probably one of my worst stories. Commentary and constructive criticism are encouraged. Read at your own risk.

It was karaoke night at Camp Half Blood and even the Romans were invited. Everyone was dancing and singing when the lights turned off and their favorite centaur took the stage.

"Our friend Nico was dared to sing an embarrassing song earlier today." Chiron announced. "He has told us that he will be joined by Piper, Hazel, Annabeth, and Calypso."

Nico steps up to the mike. "This is for our idiot friends."

The spotlight shines on him and he starts to sing.

"Dear future husband, here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life."

The lights turn on and Piper takes over.

"Take me on a date; I deserve it, babe. And don't forget the flowers every anniversary 'cause if you'll treat me right, I'll be the perfect wife."

Hazel joins her.

"Buying groceries, buy-buying what you need. You got that 9 to 5 but, baby, so do I. So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies. I never learned to cook but I can write a hook. Sing along with me. Sing-sing along with me."

They fade out and Annabeth starts. "You gotta know how to treat me like a lady even when I'm acting crazy. Tell me everything's alright."

Nico and the girls join for the chorus as they start walking to their boyfriends. "Dear future husband, here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life. Dear future husband, if you wanna get that special lovin', tell me I'm beautiful each and every night."

Percy interrupts, "I do, though!" and everyone laughs at him as the song moves on with Calypso taking the lead.

"After every fight, just apologize and maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right. Even if I was wrong, you know I'm never wrong. Why disagree? Why, why disagree?"

Annabeth and Piper take over. "If you gotta know how to treat me like a lady, even when I'm acting crazy, tell me everything's alright."

The group sings as a whole and start towards their boyfriends. "Dear future husband, here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life. Dear future husband, make time for me. Don't leave me lonely and know we'll never see your family more than mine."

Annabeth sits on Percy's lap, Piper sits on the table next to Jason, Calypso sits on the arm of Leo's chair, Hazle sits across from Frank, and Nico drapes himself across Will.

Nico and Hazel sing the next parts together. "I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed. Open doors for me and you might get some kisses." The girls and Nico kiss their boyfriends. "Don't have a dirty mind." Annabeth, Piper, and Calypso thump Percy, Jason, and Leo who call out at the accusation. "Just be a classy guy. Buy me a ring. Buy-buy me a ring."

Calypso picks up where the siblings leave off. "You gotta know how to treat me like a lady, even when I'm acting crazy. Tell me everything's alright."

Nico sings the last chorus alone. "Dear future husband, here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life. Dear future husband, if you wanna get that special lovin', tell me I'm beautiful each and every night."

Gazing into Will's eyes, he sings the last line. "Future husband, better love me right."