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Dan Espinoza

1. Hack the federal Data Base to officially change his name to Detective Douche

2. Record his improve classes and show them to Chloe and or put them on Youtube. (Suggestion make sure Lucifer does not find out if this is done post season two)

3. Let everyone know that Mazikeen beat him up and stole his clothes

4. Tell Chloe that Dan allowed himself to get blackmailed by their daughter

5.. Have Lucifer impersonate him for a week

6. Put him on meter made duty for a month

7. Put him on coffee duty for a year

8. Show him a picture of Cloe in Lucifer's bead