Title: Rule #10
Author: Kristen Sharpe
Date: August 28, 2017
Rating: K
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: "Fullmetal Alchemist" belongs to Hiromu Arakawa, Square ENIX, Studio BONES and various other parties.

You can't choose which people you run into, but you can choose which window to throw them out of.

And, that's not any so-called "anger issues" talking, Al. That's practicality.

Because I sure don't get to choose the loonies I run into, and a good drop takes the wind out of most of them. Or at least slows them down.

It's kind of depressing how many nutcases are on the "only slowed down" list, actually.

Seriously, what do they feed all those big gorillas?

Anyway, windows; they're your friends.

So long as you aren't the one closest to them anyway.