Keith: This is the training camp!
I am Keith Shadis!
Jean: Why r u the only black guy?
Keith: shaddup, horse face!
Keith: You're the shortest boy I've ever met,
and with the hell,
I'll put you through,
mister you'll, lose hair like, I do!
armin (speaking) "Wait what?"
(Armin gets roasted by Colossus) "AAHH!"
Loose as rubber
but keep your balance
once you master 3d gear
you can kill, Titans
Eren why are you upside down
maybe I'll give you a clue
Eren you must buckle your 3d gear!
"Why am I fighting titans?"
"My stomach is starting to kill me!"
Hey I volunteer to be titan bait!
What's wrong, aren't y'all in the top ten?
Mikasa is a war goddess!
Why can't any of you compare to her?!
You must be really a superhuman
You make the male recruits seem like women
I have a feeling that was kinda sexist
But screw that I'm strong, cuz I'm the last ASIAN!
Annie's racing forward
it's her time to shine
Die you stupid soldiers!
None of you'll survive!
Are we doing it here?
Now, and here?
Bertolt, yes we are!
Can we not?
Follow me, Bertolt!
I managed to get the female titan
I blew up the armored one with a boom!
Who can stand in our way
No one, but the author who may
remove plot armor soon!
Just know you will be Titan fodder
Unless if you are an Ackerman
You should never believe the advertisements
now charge forward, towards our dooooooom!