Keith: This is the training camp!

I am Keith Shadis!

Jean: Why r u the only black guy?

Keith: shaddup, horse face!

(sees armin)

Keith: You're the shortest boy I've ever met,

and with the hell,

I'll put you through,

mister you'll, lose hair like, I do!

armin (speaking) "Wait what?"

(Armin gets roasted by Colossus) "AAHH!"

Keith

Loose as rubber

but keep your balance

once you master 3d gear

you can kill, Titans

Eren why are you upside down

maybe I'll give you a clue

Eren you must buckle your 3d gear!

Jean:

"Why am I fighting titans?"

Sasha:

"My stomach is starting to kill me!"

Marco:

Hey I volunteer to be titan bait!

Jean (speaking):

What?

(Marco ded)

Keith:

What's wrong, aren't y'all in the top ten?

Mikasa is a war goddess!

Why can't any of you compare to her?!

Choir:

Ackerman!

Keith:

You must be really a superhuman

You make the male recruits seem like women

Mikasa:

I have a feeling that was kinda sexist

But screw that I'm strong, cuz I'm the last ASIAN!

Reiner:

Annie's racing forward

it's her time to shine

Annie:

Die you stupid soldiers!

None of you'll survive!

Bertolt:

Are we doing it here?

Now, and here?

Reiner:

Bertolt, yes we are!

Bertolt:

Can we not?

Reiner:

Follow me, Bertolt!

Choir:

Ackerman!

Levi:

I managed to get the female titan

Mikasa:

I blew up the armored one with a boom!

Both:

Who can stand in our way

No one, but the author who may

remove plot armor soon!

Erwin:

Just know you will be Titan fodder

Unless if you are an Ackerman

You should never believe the advertisements

now charge forward, towards our dooooooom!