Okay, how bout' this: I do own Inuyasha and I smother him with kisses everyday. Aren't you jealous? Okay, so I don't own him, but I toy around with his life.

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C. Inuyasha: "I'MMMM BAAAACCCCCCK!!!!!!!"

Inuyasha: "Oh great, the brat is back."

Sango: "He is not a brat Inuyasha. You're just jealous because Kagome likes him better!"

LK: "Well Kagome would like him better because that's her future son!"

Kagome: O_O

Inuyasha: * eyebrow twitch *

Miroku: *elbows Inuyasha * "Good job, I never thought you would hit it off with Kagome"

:: Inuyasha glares at Miroku and then hurts him seriously ::

C. Inuyasha: "NO WAY IS THAT GUY MY DAD!!!!!! I WANT TO WITHDRAW FROM THIS FAMILY!!!!!!

Inuyasha: "AND NO WAY IS THAT LITTLE BRAT MY SON!!!!!!!!!!"

Sango: "You two should get along, you are father and son."

C. Inuyasha and Inuyasha: "WE ARE NOT!!!!" *glares at each other * "SHUT UP! STOP THAT!!!!! FEH!!!!!!!"

LK: "SHUT UP! THIS IS A HORRIBLE, ABSOLUTLY HORRIBLE BEGINNING!!!!! I OFFICALLY RESTART THIS CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!"

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Miroku: "Well, we've thrown a dinner party, had a karaoke contest, and robbed a 'bank'. Now what?"

Sango: "I don't know, maybe, please oh Kami-sama, she's run out of ideas."

Kagome: "Shhh! She might hear you, playing Inuyasha's hair might not keep her occupied enough!"

:: LK is putting pretty pink ribbons in Inuyasha's hair who looks disgusted and bored and is hugging him and calling him George ::

Inuyasha: "Why can't you have an obsession with Miroku?"

LK: "Miroku's nice but he doesn't have ears, and besides he's got a slap mark across his face. I don't want my children to have those."

Miroku: * comes over and takes LK's hand * "You mean you'll bear my child?"

LK: *smiles * "Let me put it this way: would you like to have a child with ME?"

Miroku: * lets go with wide eyes and then gets some disinfectant for his hands and starts crying on Sango's shoulder *

LK: "My thoughts exactly."

Shippo: "So what are we gonna do?"

Inuyasha: "Yeah, what's the most stupid thing you could make us do to make money?"

Kagome: "Inuyasha! SIT! *Inu smashes to ground* Don't give her any ideas!"

LK: "Kagome, you're crusin' for a set of prayer beads."

Kagome: "I mean sit * Inu smashes to ground again * Inuyasha, don't insult her ideas like that."

Lk; "Exactly."

Sango: *whispering to Miroku * "Have you got the feeling she's controlling our lives?"

Miroku: *sob sob * "Yeah, she's just pure evil."

LK: "More so then Naraku?"

Miroku: *wide eyes at LK * "Y-y-y-yes."

LK: * smiles * "Pervert."

:: Miroku smashes to ground and Sango comes over to make sure he's okay ::

Inuyasha: "She seems more evil then normal."

Kagome: "Oh yeah." * gets a glare from LK * "I mean, SIT!" *Inuyasha smashes to ground *

LK: *smirks evilly * "Okay, even though I'm not sure this will work and we probably won't get too much money for it, I'm entering you all in a contest."

Inuyasha: "What kind of contest?"

LK: *smiles * "A watermelon smashing contest!"

Everyone: * anime fall *

Inuyasha: "No WAY am I doing something that stupid!"

Kagome: "And what's the point of trying to make money anyway? I mean all I have to do is kiss Inuyasha and we each get like 3 million dollars each!"

Sango: "Oh really.... Why haven't you done it yet Kagome?"

Kagome: *blush * "I haven't felt like it and we've got a Watermelon Smashing Contest to get to!"

Miroku: "To Kansas!"

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Kagome: "Inuyasha, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Inuyasha: "What the heck are you talking about? We're IN Kansas!"

Sango: "So what are we allowed to use to smash the watermelons?"

Miroku: "I could use my 'Hand of Ultimate Doom!'"

LK: "More like the hand that will cause you doom if you feel up on Sango again."

Inuyasha: "Too late for that." * pointing at Miroku's hand which has been glued to Sango's bottom*

Sango: * through gritted teeth * "PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash* PERVERT! *smash*

Inuyasha: "Even though I find this highly amusing, how about you stop so we can finish the chapter and leave."

Sango: "Fine."

Miroku: *who's face is still in the ground, lifts up his index finger * "I second that."

LK: "Oh, look who else is in the contest."

:: Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Koga, Kikyo, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken were all lined up to be in the contest ::

Announcer dude: "CONTESTANTS PLEASE LINE UP SO WE CAN START"

Inuyasha: *covering ears * "Why do you have to have people who just yell?"

LK: "Because I like typing in all caps."

:: The gang lines up and LK gets out her Polaroid camera::

LK: "I wouldn't miss this for Krispie Kreme donuts for only fifty cents a dozen.... though that sounds pretty good...."

Announcer dude: "OUR FIRST CONTESTENT IS NARAKU BABOON CHEEKS!"

:: Naraku goes up first and sicks his little bees on the watermelon and their stingers just get stuck in the melon and then they fly around carrying the melon and then they fall. ::

Announcer dude: "VERY INTERESTING SHOW BY MR. CHEEKS, BUT SINCE HE DIDN'T ACCOMPLISH SMASHING THE WATERMELON HE IS DISQUALIFED! * Naraku gives the announcer dude the Bird and LK takes a picture and yells "Wait till I show this to Mrs. And Mr. Checks, Baboon!" * NEXT CONTESTANT KAGURA PLEASESAVEMEFROMTHISBABOONFREAK!"

:: Kagura walks up and then uses her Dance of the Wind to slice the watermelon ::

Announcer dude: "WELL, IT'S BROKEN UP..... BUT NOT SMASHED. DISQUALIFED!!"

Kagura: "Why must I suffer? I so wanted to win!" * flies off on feather *

Announcer dude: "NEXT UP IS JAKEN ROY MCKENSY!"

Jaken: "FOR LORD SESSHOMARU!!!!!!!" * takes staff and burninates watermelon *

Announcer dude: "DISQUALIFIED FOR MELTING THE WATERMELON, NEXT!"

Rin: * looks at huge watermelon and then at Sesshomaru * "Sesshoumaru-sama, could you help me? * chibi eyes *

:: Sesshomaru uses his whip-thing to slice (and dice) the watermelon ::

Announcer dude: "WHAT HAVE I SAID? IF IT'S NOT SQUASHED, IT'S DISQUALIFIED! DISQUALIFED!!!!!!"

Sesshomaru: "Rin, cover your ears" * Rin covers her ears * "You *BEEP*"

Everyone: O_O

Announcer dude: "YOU INSULT ME?! YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED TOO!!!!!!!!"

Sesshomaru: "Let's leave." * Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken leave *

Kikyo: "Now it's time for me to show off my skills!"

Announcer dude: "HOLD IT! ACCORDING TO YOUR HEALTH REPORT, YOU'RE MADE OF CLAY! DISQUALIFIED!"

Kikyo: "There's no rule about not having to be made of dirt!" ((AN: I wanted for her to say she's made of dirt, hehehe))

Announcer dude: "WELL, YOU ARE SO GET YOUR FAT BEHIND OUT OF HERE!"

Kikyo: "I AM NOT FAT!"

Kagome: "For once I agree with her, since I'm supposedly supposed to look just like her...... Actually I think she's fatter then me."

:: Kikyo leaves with her soul-sucky things ::

Announcer dude: "NEXT UP: KOGA LOOKA MCKENSY!"

Koga: "DON'T CALL ME BY MY FULL NAME!"

Announcer dude: "GESSH, TEMPER, TEMPER"

Kagome: "Does that mean Koga and Jaken are related? Discusting!"

Inuyasha: "Well it sure explains a lot."

:: Koga kicks the watermelon ::

Announcer dude: "DISQUALIFIED FOR KICKING THE POOR WATERMELON AND FOR NOT BATHING IN OVER TWO WEEKS!"

Koga: "HEY!!!! I bathed one week ago."

Announcer dude: "WELL I'M UPWIND OF YOU AND TRUST ME, IT SMELLS LIKE TWO WEEKS! ANYWAY, KANNA IS UP!"

:: Kanna sucked up the watermelon with her mirror ::

Announcer dude: "YOU....... SUCKED UP THE WATERMELON...... DISQUALIFIED!!!!!!!"

Miroku: "Does he just disqualify people without any reason?"

LK: "Yep, I made him that way ^_^"

Sango: "Why?"

LK: "Cause I like to see you guys get pissed ^_^"

Everyone: "Oh."

:: Miroku goes up and hits the watermelon with his staff ::

Announcer dude: "YOU USED AN OUTSIDE OBJECT! DISQUALIFIED!"

Miroku: "THERE'S NO RULE ABOUT THAT!"

Announcer dude: "YOU'RE RIGHT....... BUT I CHANGED MY MIND TOO LATE! DISQUALIFIED!"

Miroku: "Aren't the judges supposed to make the decisions?"

Announcer dude: "THEY ARE! THEY'RE RIGHT OVER THERE!" * points to a bunch of little gnomes *

Miroku: "Ooooooookay, Sango, it's your turn."

:: Sango uses Hiraikotsu to smash the watermelon ::

Announcer dude: "THE 'JUDGES' SAY THAT YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED!!!!!!!"

Sango: "WHAT?! I SMASHED THE PUMPKIN AND I DIDN'T BRAKE ANY RULES!"

Announcer dude: "WELL THAT'S WHAT THE 'JUDGES' SAY SO........"

:: Sango throws Hiraikotsu and takes off all the little clay gnome's heads ::

Announcer dude: * sweatdrop * "FINE YOU'RE NOT DISQUALIFIED. BUT YOU ONLY GET A TWO OUT OF TEN!"

Everyone: * cheers because someone finally didn't get disqualified *

Inuyasha: "My turn!" * gets out Tetsusaiga and pretty much mutilates it *

Announcer dude: "DISQUALIFIED FOR MUTILATING THE POOR WATERMELON!"

Inuyasha: "YOU'RE GONNA KILL THE WATERMELON ANYWAY, SO WHAT'S THE POINT?!" * then stalks off *

Kagome: "I know how we can win!"

LK: "How?"

Kagome: "Leave it to me!"

:: Kagome goes up to the watermelon and puts her hands up in praying position in front of her face then takes her arms back to her side and then takes a deep breath and...... ::

Miroku: "YEAH KAGOME! That's the sort of thing I want in a woman!"

Inuyasha: "I had no idea she could do that" * thinking: 'She's kinda hot'

:: Kagome lifts her head up out of the crushed watermelon smiling ::

Announcer dude: "I - I - I CAN'T DISQUALIFY THAT........ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO *takes a breath * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * passes out from lack of breath *

Kagome: "We win!"

LK: "Well we got the two hundred." * looks around because she has no idea what to do * "Soooooooooo, anybody want pocky?"

Everyone: "POCKY!"

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:: So they ate pocky and everything was cool until they found out there has been a budget cut ::

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Woo-Who! I updated! Sorry if it was stupid but I got the idea from my cousin. Anywho, that's about it!