Hey Ringbearer (to the tune of Hey Big Spender)

Disclaimer: All characters, plot, whatever belong to Tolkien. The song belongs to someone else, uh, not sure who offhand.

This was co-written with Bolas-sama. We did this on one of our long, boring bus journeys. Well, it made us laugh.
The minute he slipped on the Ring

I could see he was a hobbit of distinction,

A true Ringbearer.

Good looking, hairy feet,

With Sam, Pippin and Merry

And more friends to meet.

And when they got to Rivendell

They met the rest of the Fellowship there, you see.

Hey Ringbearer,

(Hey Ringbearer)

With your little company.
Stay away from those orcs, orcs, orcs,

Keep up with those elves, elves,

You've got to get to Mordor,

Destroy the Ring in Mount Doom.
The minute he slipped on the Ring

I could see he was a hobbit of distinction,

A true Ringbearer.

Keep going, don't you fear,

With Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn and Boromir,

And when you get to Moria,

Keep an eye out for that Balrog down in the deep.

Hey Ringbearer

(Watch that Balrog)

Hey Ringbearer

(Watch that Balrog)

Hey Ringbearer

With your little company.
Ta-dah! How's that? By the way, the Legolas etc line should be done "Lego- las, Gim-li, Ar-a-gorn and Bo-o-ro-mir." It's a bit tricky to fit. If you like it, the review button's just down there. (Blatant hint)