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**I really wish
Last chapter: in the last chapter the ten celebrities were carefully
chosen and the first one had just showed up.... now this chapter
CHAPTER 3: TRAINING BEGINS
Every one was stunned at the new arrival. He was just there. A whole entire monkey. That monkey was named Mr. Giggles. At the very site of him Kirk exploded "A monkey, a f**king monkey I hate monkeys!!!! Anything but nut-prints personal pet monkey-"
"I am not a monkey. I am a chimpanzee, an ape as if it would simplify anything for you. Dumbass! And nut-prints did not let me come here I snuck out." interupted Mr. Giggles. Everyone's jaw dropped.
"What is so f**king amazing? So i can speak, whoop-de-f**king-do. When will we begin this stupidity stunt." everyones jaw was on the floor. "Higher your jaws and tell me when."
"When everyone is here." Replied Regina.
"Good, let me rest up for that time."
6 Hours Later
Mr. Giggles walked down into the room full of celebrities, "Who is the monkey?" Asked Ashton "I meen is he smart enough to punk me?"
"Yea dumbass I can punk you easily!"
"Holley poke! That thing just called Kutcher a dumbass!!!" Laughed Jason Biggs.
"Of course I did pie f**ker"
"Yea pie fu-" started Ashton
"Why does it always go back to the pie??! Every one says that, even Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith said that!!!"
"Well dude you f**ked a pie!" Sean laughed.
"At least I wasn't about to give a handjob to score with a chick!!"
"Well she was a hot lesbian!"
"Just because you found a dil--"
"Excuse me but can we end the fight about American Pie 1& 2?!?" Implied Rick. The rest of the night went on with no more mention of any thing except who was going to survive. Carson kept wanting to touch Rick in some pretty freaky ways, if it wasn't for Regina Rick would have lost his virginity to Carson Daily!!!
(Authors note: Thank you Regina!! If Carson would have boned Rick we would have puked!!!) So anyhow the events went the same for the next two days which were for preperation worthless celebrities. (This means they were starving the dinos so they would like to eat something as nasty as Carson Daily.)
Luke Perry and Will Ferrel could no longer be the mature. They decided to they would do something old school to the annoying monkey. No way would he win. The monkey was more annoying than his former owner anyhow. The monkey was going to be extermanated. Old school style!!! Boo-yah! Now they just had to think it up...
Team Rick Head Quarters
We find Ricks team drinking a tripple-shot mocha latte' apiece "So what are we going to do? You know for training?" asked Sean. Who was trying to figure out his rubix cube that he got from Dude Wheres My Car.
"First off I'm going to put you guys though some physical tests. Such as running, jumping, shooting guns. And once you guys pass all of that were going to have a paint ball war.
"Thats cool." Sean replied "but could you maybe just help me figure out this rubix cube. I mean damn it's imposible."
"Hey Rick how are a rubix cube and a dick common?" Asked Carson.
"How?" asked Rick in a sickened tone.
"The more you play with them the harder they get! Ha ah ha ha ah ha ha."
"Thats just sick." Groaned Rick and Sean at the same time.
Just so we don't have to go into the tests they do all chapter all the groups acted the same. Except Kirks. Luke Perry was taught while Mr. Giggles was left to die. We'll just go in to day 10 the big paint ball war. Chaaa.
The Ibis Facility
SPLAT "Ow that hurt, I want my mommy!!!!" Cried Giggles.(Authors note: the paintball war was a bad idea. I won't write about it now. I'll skip to the death games. If you want some of the details of this story, I'll be writing an UNRATED, complete version to my most loyal fans!! Expect it only around Cristmas this year. I can personally garantee you will have more to read!! At least four chapters more plus nothing edited. It will be awesome!! Email me if you want to be considered!!! email@example.com thanx!!)