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Ch.2 Bling Bling

"What?! That's not fair! Lord Sesshoumaru, please do something about this!" Jaken pleaded.

"I will." Sesshoumaru stepped up on the stage. "I'm gonna be singing 'I'm too sexy'. And if anyone has a problem with that, they'll have to answer to me."

6 minutes later: After Kikyou was revived from the shock of seeing a topless Sesshoumaru, she gave a perfect score to him as well.

"You really are too sexy for you shirt." Kikyou declared in awe.

"Wow, man. That was tight. Lil' J, yo' up next." Naraku said.

"I'll be singing 'I'm a Slave 4 U' by Brittney Spears. This one goes out to Sesshoumaru-sama." Jaken declares.

Jaken, now wearing a tight tank top and low cut jeans, begins to sing while dancing with chains.

After he finishes, he looks out to see everyone rubbing their eyes. "Well, how was it?"

"That was scary, you get negative 100 points." Kikyou says.

"Jaken you fool! You just lost me my perfect score. If I lose Tetsusaiga because of your stupidity, -" Sesshoumaru started.

"No Lord Sesshoumaru! Please have mercy on me!" Jaken begged.

"Rin you're next. Jaken, I'll deal with you later." Sesshoumaru said, once again in his monotone voice.

Rin steps on stage, but gets stage fright and runs off into the woods.

"I'll give her a pity point. She was better than Jaken." Kikyou stated.

"But she didn't even sing!" Jaken pouted.

"Yet she still did better than you." Kikyou declares.

"Hell yeah! It's my turn now. Like I said I'll be singing 'Without Me' by Eminem. And if I say so myself, I am pretty bling bling." Naraku says while holding up the many chains around his neck.

After his mediocre performance, Naraku's too busy congratulating himself to see that everyone is completely unimpressed.

"Negative 2 points. Inuyasha's team wins." Kikyou says.

"What?! You bi-atch. Yo' best recognize!" Naraku shouts in her face.

"You think you deserve better?" Kikyou challenges.

"Oh. Big Boyed. Yo' straight up clowned me! But yeah. I know I deserve better." Naraku states.

"For that, negative 10 points. Inuyasha's team still wins." Kikyou says.

"I'm fixin' to bust a cap in yo' ass, ho!" Naraku threatens.

Within seconds Kikyou is dead. Well, more dead than she already was. Dead as in not getting up this time.

"Well, I beat you Sesshoumaru. I keep Tetsusaiga." Inuyasha boasts.

"Rin, now!" Sesshoumaru shouts.

Rin run out, snatches Tetsustaiga, and Sesshoumaru, Jaken, and Rin leave.

"What the hell?" Inuyasha yelled.

"Ha! You suckas fell for it! Since Honkie S can't touch Tetsusaiga, he had Rin take it. Now, I'm gonna head back to my crib. Peace Out." Naraku disappears.

"Oh snap." Inuyasha said.

THE END (with not much possibility for a sequel)