Hello! And welcome!

"What the fuck was that?!" Drowsy. Why? Another viral strain?

You have been selected as prime candidate for the role of {Main Character}

"Who the fuck are you? I don't even curse this much." He curses a lot in his thoughts.

"WHAT THE HEL-" Voices. Where?

Please do not panic. You have been selected as prime candidate for the role of {Main Character}. Meanin-

"Fuck off, why is everything black?" Can't even tell the heck is going on.

Meaning you fucked up again you little shit stein.

What he wanted to say was; meaning you are now a video game character. And as much as it would pain the reader, you'll have to beat others.

"Others?" I'm not alone? "Some kind of pit then we fight till we put other's light?"

Same thing.

Same thing, although not this time. You'll just end up consuming them. So what happens now is that we put you through all kinds of events and prophecies from where you complete all goals and objectives. That being said-

[NEW VIRAL STRAIN ACQUIRED!]

Name: GAMER's Disease (Viral Form)

Details: You have been gifted the rarest of all forms of virus enough to manipulate even reality. That is when certain conditions and objectives, possibly goals are satisfactorily completed or fulfilled. Heck even quests.

With this virus that has now replaced and all the while incorporating its capabilities, you are now you. You can no longer be identified as "Blacklight" while still having all capabilities and upsides of being blacklight. Want a blade? Ta-da! You can shed your biomass and control it without even touching it. Courtesy of quantum mecha-fuking-niks. Want to be at two or more places at once? Ta-da! You can't until you've acquired atleast three DNAs and/or technologies that does the same stuff.

"For your information, I was a video game character before. What makes you think I'm any different now?" Best to neglect that transparent blue description for now. Maybe I can dismiss it?

Well what do you know it disappeared!

Don't worry about our voices. We'll be with you when only needed. And to answer your question, yes you are, but now, you are even more. You don't even need biomass to do shit. Your body is altered. Heavily. But the shapeshifting abilities cannot be unlocked unless you consume that one character from that one game. Then there's your counterpart on other universes who'd done so much in the span of a century.

Your quest is to conquer ALL!

"Isn't that impossible? I mean there's you two. What? you two are some secret bitches like Cross?" The probability is high.

You know, for my existence given purpose as a fucker, right now? I ain't fukin with nobdy. Best to back it up. You might regret that.

He said, fuck you. That's it. Oh yeah, fuck you too.

"AND WHAT?!" Think I hit a nerve.

We are your fukin overlords fucker, we know what you think, what you don't, what you can, what you ca-

Long story short, you go fuck bitches. We lay back, you finish fukin, we send you to another one. You never stop growing?

"Why?" Seriously? Why?

You got to ask three time. You just got t-

Someday. For now, what are you interested in? Magic? Super Heroes? Some other bull crap?

"I'm gonna guess I should go magic."

Good choice, where do you want to start?

"Did you hear something?"

Hear what?

Oh- Ohhh! You want it like that?

"There it is again!" The fuck. (smirks)

Yeah, not gonna take that shit..

HOLY CRAP! WHat In thE heLl waS tHaT!?

FUKIN FUK IT ALL, Y'ALL WANT IT THAT WAY? FINE! I WON'T HELP UNTIL THE NEXT CYCLE.

"Oooo, I'm shakin in mah boots."

Okay, we need to stop. So now, JoJo's bizzare adventure or Skyrim?

"Why not JoJo then Skyrim?"

Okay, which part of Jojo's story?

"I don't know, you tell me."

Then listen. First you consume this Evolved Vampir-

"Blacklight?"

No, not like that. He just unlocked the cell limit and has full control of his biology while being a vampire. Meaning he was just like you without the consuming biomass and the virus. He's an entirely different race altogether. You'll consume him along the magnetoshpere, where he peaks at Mach 23.4. You'll survive that for an hour but you have to be quick or you'll freeze like him. Their vacuum gets to absolute zero like that. Just at the moment you get there you'll see him half frozen. Consume him quickly.

"New abilities say I can't shape shift. How can I reach him if I'm far?"

You'll be nearby when I send you. Just touch him then think of consuming him then I'll send you to the other guy you need to consume who will happen to be near the other guy I'll have you consume too.

"Why does it matter? By the second time you send me again I have full control over my biology. So why?"

You'll need their stands. One Dictates the laws of that universe. The other freezes time through ability. And then you get the other one that can also freeze time through will.

"Bull shit."

Yeah, it is. But it will never hurt to do shit. I mean prepare.

"Somethings gonna happen?"

IT will happen. We need you to be there when it happens.

"..."

...

Just send him to Doctor Manhattan. Replace him with the Doctor on the day the incident happened. Then use a dragon break before he's to be sent THEN send him. You know, temporal shit misalignment?

That... I thought you were gonna shut up.

Stupidity overflows like shit. And I ain't shutting up when it spills over me.

"Okay. Then what do I do?"

First the Doctor, he is kind of God already. So you, just being there, makes it already a problem. But explain an even bigge- GREATER problem that involves a reality cluster, he'll know.

Meaning you go there. Say 'A reality cluster will collapse towards others by this cluster's pull. And by this, I mean OUR reality cluster. There's a distant one being attracted to us like magnet. Nothing can stop it. But with your abilities, by fusing it with others, I might just be able to pull it off.'

Then if he asks, 'What are the chances?' you say 'I don't know, maybe less than the chances of you surviving a rip in the sub-reality? But I got to try.'

"Then?"

You consume him either way. The dragon break will probably render that instance as a 'blur' on his future vision when viewed with the past. The present will be as if he was just doing what he was doing. Then I do what he said. Turn you into one like the DOCTOR.

"So the Doctor first. Then the Evolved Vampire. Then the Law Breaker-

DICKTATOR

"Okay. Then the two Time Freezer. Next?"

Skyrim.

"What do I do there?"

Yo-

\\ I give up. Doing this. It ain't worth it.

You will exploit their world. Be the dragon born. After he had finished all quests. Meaning he already has Vampire Blood, the Wolf Blood, his own Dragon Blood, then his soul. You have to capture his soul though. Bind him, ready a grand black soul gem, kill him, wait for the binding to finish, then consume his body. Don't worry about the 'can't consume the dead' part. After you get here, we prepare shit, then you consume his soul. Allowing you to emulate the blessings he had gathered through out his life.

"The exploit part. What do I do about it?"

Being a thane in almost all holds, quite possibly all holds, allows you access to resources AND OTHER things. Can be women. Altough that comes with being the dragonborn and life in skyrim is relatively short. You have to make full use of this. Search for an enchanted item with the enchantment of 'Fortify Alchemy'. Gather the ingredients: 'Snowberries, Hagraven Claw, Chaurus Hunter Antennae, then pull of a dremora's horn if you can to make a Fortify Enchanting potion. If you listened, you know what I mean.

"So after that, what do I do?"

Impregnate Serana, Lydia, and pretty much anyone you want. Get them all to a place when they've given birth. From there you observe their abilities.

Then do what Doctor Manhattan does. Create another body and do something else while doing what you've been previously doing.

"How do I do that?" Hive mind perhaps?

You'll understand when you consume his body. It's not like you can consume his consciousness. Just use his mutations then pool it with the current human genome you have find the differences... erhh- You know what to do. Just. Just. Do the first part already.