While this isn't my first foray into the Cthulhu Mythos, it's one that I hope has more staying power after my disastrous attempt with my Sekirei crossover Madness, Chaos and Wagtails (which, if you want to read it, is available in Quatermass' Compost Heap). But like that one, this is a somewhat more humorous work, a bit like my vampire Lunar Harmony story On the Delights of Drinking Blood. This IS Lovecraft Lite, and while there will still be horror, there will also be elements strongly inspired or influenced by works like the light novel and anime series Haiyore! Nyaruko-San or the webcomic Ow! My Sanity.

Anyway, time for the usual disclaimers. Firstly, there will be spoilers for both Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos.

Secondly, there will be annotations, and a lot of them at that.

Thirdly, this is an M-rated work, for violence, language, dark themes, horror (this IS based on the Cthulhu Mythos, after all), and sexual references.

Finally, the following is a fan-written work. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos are the properties of their respective owners. Please support the official release. Otherwise, Cthulhu will want to make your acquaintance…intimately…