Day Of The Deity
by Father Hulk
OPENING WORDS: Hello, my children, my faithful followers! Welcome to my newest project, a Powerpuff Girls/Breath of Fire 2 crossover fic! I'm trying earnestly on this one, so let's pray for the best. Butchie-Luvah, if you're reading, watch carefully… this is how a real PPG fic should go! :-P Here we go!
Sugar… Spice… And Everything Nice… These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls! But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction… CHEMICAL X! Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil!
DAY OF THE DEITY
Written by Father Hulk
Directed by Father Manson and Supervised by Father Hulk
Script by Bishop Henry
"The city of Townsville! …Is being attacked by Mojo Jojo!!!"
The large, iron robot stomped through the city streets. Mojo Jojo, the deformed monkey mastermind, sat inside, whistling to himself. Suddenly, there were three flashes of light, and then the Powerpuff girls had surrounded him.
"Stop right there, Mojo!" Buttercup shouted.
"You're not going any further!" Blossom said.
Mojo raised his eyebrows. "What are you talking about? I, Mojo Jojo, am on my way to church!"
"Church?" The three of them said in unison.
"Yes, church! It's Sunday, don't forget!"
"Oh, you guys," Bubbles squeaked, "He's right! We have to get ready for church too!"
"That's right," Mojo said with a grin. "Hurry along now, you don't want to be late!"
In three brilliant streaks, the girls flew back to their home and ran over to the professor, who was out cold on the couch.
"Professor!" Bubbles whispered, shaking him. "Professor, wake up!"
"Uhhh…" Professor Utonium moaned, sitting up slowly. "My head… Ugh… I was watching Saturday Night Live, and I had a bit to drink…"
"C'mon, professor, it's time for church!"
"Oh, that's right! Come on, let's hurry!"
After the girls had gotten into their best Sunday dresses, and Professor Utonium had been properly sobered, they happily walked out of their house and began their journey to the St. Eva Church, which had just recently moved to Townsville. Though they were new, everyone seemed to find truth to the teachings of St. Eva, and even now, almost every family in Townsville could be seen heading to the tall church next to the mayor's office.
Father Hulk, the head priest, met all the people at the front door, and greeted them as they entered. "Welcome, welcome, everyone, to God's home! Ah, if it isn't my three favorite little super heroes!" He said with an elderly smile.
"We're the only three little super heroes in this whole town." Buttercup reminded him.
"Heh, heh, you're right, absolutely right! Well, come along now, girls, the service will begin in a few minutes. Top of the morning, professor!"
"Uhh… if only every morning could have a top…"
Once the girls were inside, they nibbled on the butter cookies and milk that the church provided.
"Wow, even a lot of the bad guys are here," Bubbles said. Indeed, Mojo Jojo, the Gangreen Gang, and even the Ameoba Boys could be seen hanging around.
"I guess they all found truth in the teachings of St. Eva," Blossom said.
"Girls! Oh girls!" Called a voice.
"Hi, Miss Keane!" They called back, grinning.
"It's so nice to see you here!" Their teacher said.
"Same here, teach." Said Buttercup.
"Girls, look who decided to come today!"
The girls were shocked when they saw the girl standing by Miss Keane's feet.
"Yes, I figured I may as well come," the snotty girl replied, "I mean after all, daddy gives loads of money to the St. Eva church every year anyway. But I'm afraid I still hate you three."
Blossom growled. "And I'm afraid that you're a…"
"What's this, what's this I hear? Tortured by the things you fear?" asked an icy, sinister voice behind her.
Blossom sighed. "Not now, Him!"
"I'm sorry," the red demon sneered, "But once in a while, I just have to say that!"
Meanwhile, the Ameoba Boys were having a rather hard time with the cookies.
"Daaah, how are we supposed to hold em? We don't got no hands!"
"Oh for crying out loud," Buttercup said, flying over. "Here!" She grabbed a handful and stuffed them right down the leader's mouth. The leader looked down and saw the cookies sitting in his stomach.
"Boy some bad guys sure are stupid, huh Blossom?" Bubbles asked her sister. No response. "Blossom? Blossom!"
"Who is he?" Blossom asked softly, pointing to a long-haired boy in the corner.
"Oh, he's Ray," said Buttercup. "He's kinda cute, isn't he?"
"Blossom, go talk to him!" Bubbles suggested.
"Noooo! I'm too scared!"
"Ah, you're just a sissy." Buttercup jeered.
Blossom turned. "Nobody… calls me a sissy."
"Oh yeah? Prove it!"
"Okay, I will!" And with that, she nervously approached Ray.
"Hi," he said when she came up to him. "What's your name?"
"Blossom," she told him.
"My name's Ray." There was an awkward pause, and then Ray smiled sheepishly and said, "You're pretty."
Blossom blushed the same color as her hair ribbon. "Thank you. You're sweet."
Before Ray could respond, a hand began patting him on the shoulder. Blossom looked up to see Father Hulk standing there.
"Well, well, Blossom, I see you've become friendly with my son!"
"Your son?" Blossom asked, astonished.
"Well, my adopted son, anyhow. I found him as a baby, and I took him in." He looked down. "How am I doing, boy? Am I a good father?"
Hulk chuckled. "Heh, heh. Well, come along, everyone. It's time for services to begin."