One day Kyon woke up in the Clubroom. Looking up from his resting place on his desk he sees the usual sights: computer, Yuki reading... some book or another, and the coffee cup that had helped him through many tough times. Stirring and stretching he greeted Yuki before Shaking off his weariness and looking out of the window; noticing, to his disdain, that traces of the spray on snow from last christmas were still there , despite many attempts with a cloth and spray.

TEHN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE DOOR GOT BUSTED DOWN, "HERE'S YOUR MAIN WAIFU BICH" HARUHI HOLLERED JUMPING A METER INTO THE AIR, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CEILING AND CAME BACK TO LAND KYON IN A PERFECT PILEDRIVER.

"Good thing that never happened" thought Kyon (not having been piledriven through the floor) He was perturbed from his day dream by a loud crashing sound.

TEHN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE DOOR GOT BUSTED DOWN, "HERE'S YOUR MAIN WAIFU BICH" HARUHI HOLLERED JUMPING A METER INTO THE AIR, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CEILING AND CAME BACK TO LAND KYON IN A PERFECT PILEDRIVER.

"Good thing that never happened" thought Kyon (not having been piledriven through the floor) He was perturbed from his day dream by a loud crashing sound.

TEHN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE DOOR GOT BUSTED DOWN, "HERE'S YOUR MAIN WAIFU BICH" HARUHI HOLLERED JUMPING A METER INTO THE AIR, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CEILING AND CAME BACK TO LAND KYON IN A PERFECT PILEDRIVER. But this time she was wearing red socks.

"Good thing that never happened" thought Kyon (not having been piledriven through the floor) He was perturbed from his day dream by a loud crashing sound.

"YOU GET THE JOKE NOW!" Explained Haruhi, to no-one.