Stupid Answers, Stupid Questions

By ArtikGato

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Dragon Ball Z. Not that I wouldn't mind, I'd be filthy stinking rich if I did...

Welcome to the first installment of Stupid Answers, Stupid Questions, where I ask random characters stupid questions. This time, I will ask characters from Dragon Ball Z questions about candy! There are only two questions, and I will ask them until I get a reasonable answer. Ready...go!

Author's Notes: I'm currently on a sugar induced high. By the way, I've been eating Reese's. ^_^ This 'fic' if it can be called that, is a product of many types of insanity/hyperness, but mostly induced by eating a LOT of candy really fast, and moving a LOT of very heavy boxes and/or furniture up a lot of stairs. Just so you know, when I move a certain amount of heavy boxes, I start to hallucinate. I had a very interesting and lively conversation with what seemed to be a zebra (when it was in fact part of the fence in my new front yard) after moving about twenty boxes. @_@

Dragon Ball Z:

Goku, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

"Ummm...what's a tootsie roll pop?"

*produces a tootsie roll pop* This.

"Oh! Chi-Chi gives these to me all the time!"

Okay, so how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of it?

"What's in the center?"

A tootsie roll.

"Really? Wow, I never knew that!"

You mean you've never made it to the center and tasted the chocolate in it?

"Nope! I just usually pull it off the paper stick thingy and eat it whole!" ^_____^

*smacks herself on the head*


Vegeta, name two different ways that you eat a Reese's.

"Why should I?"

Because I asked you to!

"Well, I shall not degrade myself by answering you. I am the Prince of all Saiyans, the SAIYAJIN NO OUJI for crying out loud, and you are just a low class human!"

SMACK!! *smacks Vegeta on the head with a Frying Pan of Terror*

"AGH!! Where did you get that?!"

I borrowed it from Chi-Chi.


Now, answer the question! Two ways that you eat a Reese's. Go.

"Argh! Baka. All right...first, I'll blast it with a ki ball because I hate Reese's,"

Yeah right.

*glare* "Or, I'll get the Onna (aka Bulma) to make me a Reese's the size of a pizza, since there's no point in me having to unwrap ten million Reese's, you know. I AM the Saiyajin no Ouji..."

*The Onna (aka Bulma) enters from stage right and hits him on the head with another Frying Pan of Terror* Baka!!

"Argh! Woman!"

"Don't you 'woman' me, Vegeta!"

*Vegeta grumbles under his breath* \_/

Okay, maybe this will be less hectic. *clears throat* Gohan, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop?

"The world may never know,"

Umm...that's not what I asked you.

*blinks* "Huh?"

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

"I'd say around 1,567,"

Wow, a straight answer, for once.

"I was really bored as a child,"

I can tell.

Chiaotzu (blagh! Did I get the spelling right?) how do you eat a Reese's?

*makes miming actions*

Ummm...I'd like an answer please.

*makes wilder miming motions*

Argh! Look, you little...thing...can you just talk?!

*stomps off*


Piccolo, how do you eat a Reese's?

"I don't eat,"

Oh, come on, sure you do!

"No really, I don't. All I can do is drink water,"

Isn't that a little boring?


Well, if you could eat a Reese's then how would you?

"What kind of question is that?!"

Just ANSWER!!!!

"I refuse!"


Trunks, since you appear to be the most sane out of all of these people, how do YOU eat a Reese's?

"First, I slice it in half with my sword,"


"Then, I strike a sexy pose like this!" *strikes a sexy pose*

*All of the female fans in the audience swoon, and Zamba rapidly takes pictures (while many random guards restrain her from running up and glomping him)*

That's nice...

"Then, I cut it with the sword again. And then I eat it!" ^_____^

Well...finally I got the answers to my questions, and there weren't too many casualties or things blown up.

(female fans in the audience) "We love you Trunks!"

(Zamba) "DIE YOU &*^&*(%&(^%&%S!!!" *proceeds to attempt to kill all of the female fans in the audience*

(me) *smacks herself on her forehead*

Next time, I'll ask Yu-Gi-Oh! characters stupid questions! See ya!