Stupid Answers, Stupid Questions
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Dragon Ball Z. Not that I wouldn't mind, I'd be filthy stinking rich if I did...
Welcome to the first installment of Stupid Answers, Stupid Questions, where I ask random characters stupid questions. This time, I will ask characters from Dragon Ball Z questions about candy! There are only two questions, and I will ask them until I get a reasonable answer. Ready...go!
Author's Notes: I'm currently on a sugar induced high. By the way, I've been eating Reese's. ^_^ This 'fic' if it can be called that, is a product of many types of insanity/hyperness, but mostly induced by eating a LOT of candy really fast, and moving a LOT of very heavy boxes and/or furniture up a lot of stairs. Just so you know, when I move a certain amount of heavy boxes, I start to hallucinate. I had a very interesting and lively conversation with what seemed to be a zebra (when it was in fact part of the fence in my new front yard) after moving about twenty boxes. @_@
Dragon Ball Z:
Goku, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
"Ummm...what's a tootsie roll pop?"
*produces a tootsie roll pop* This.
"Oh! Chi-Chi gives these to me all the time!"
Okay, so how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of it?
"What's in the center?"
A tootsie roll.
"Really? Wow, I never knew that!"
You mean you've never made it to the center and tasted the chocolate in it?
"Nope! I just usually pull it off the paper stick thingy and eat it whole!" ^_____^
*smacks herself on the head*
Vegeta, name two different ways that you eat a Reese's.
"Why should I?"
Because I asked you to!
"Well, I shall not degrade myself by answering you. I am the Prince of all Saiyans, the SAIYAJIN NO OUJI for crying out loud, and you are just a low class human!"
SMACK!! *smacks Vegeta on the head with a Frying Pan of Terror*
"AGH!! Where did you get that?!"
I borrowed it from Chi-Chi.
Now, answer the question! Two ways that you eat a Reese's. Go.
"Argh! Baka. All right...first, I'll blast it with a ki ball because I hate Reese's,"
*glare* "Or, I'll get the Onna (aka Bulma) to make me a Reese's the size of a pizza, since there's no point in me having to unwrap ten million Reese's, you know. I AM the Saiyajin no Ouji..."
*The Onna (aka Bulma) enters from stage right and hits him on the head with another Frying Pan of Terror* Baka!!
"Don't you 'woman' me, Vegeta!"
*Vegeta grumbles under his breath* \_/
Okay, maybe this will be less hectic. *clears throat* Gohan, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop?
"The world may never know,"
Umm...that's not what I asked you.
How many licks does it take to get to the center?
"I'd say around 1,567,"
Wow, a straight answer, for once.
"I was really bored as a child,"
I can tell.
Chiaotzu (blagh! Did I get the spelling right?) how do you eat a Reese's?
*makes miming actions*
Ummm...I'd like an answer please.
*makes wilder miming motions*
Argh! Look, you little...thing...can you just talk?!
Piccolo, how do you eat a Reese's?
"I don't eat,"
Oh, come on, sure you do!
"No really, I don't. All I can do is drink water,"
Isn't that a little boring?
Well, if you could eat a Reese's then how would you?
"What kind of question is that?!"
Trunks, since you appear to be the most sane out of all of these people, how do YOU eat a Reese's?
"First, I slice it in half with my sword,"
"Then, I strike a sexy pose like this!" *strikes a sexy pose*
*All of the female fans in the audience swoon, and Zamba rapidly takes pictures (while many random guards restrain her from running up and glomping him)*
"Then, I cut it with the sword again. And then I eat it!" ^_____^
Well...finally I got the answers to my questions, and there weren't too many casualties or things blown up.
(female fans in the audience) "We love you Trunks!"
(Zamba) "DIE YOU &*^&*(%&(^%&%S!!!" *proceeds to attempt to kill all of the female fans in the audience*
(me) *smacks herself on her forehead*
Next time, I'll ask Yu-Gi-Oh! characters stupid questions! See ya!