A/N : Just a little poem from Buffy to Spike, based on the 'I Hate...' poem read by Julia Stiles as Katarina Stratford in the movie '10 Things I Hate About You'. Hope you like it.

Disclaimer : Neither Buffy the Vampire Slayer or 10 Things I Hate About You belong to me. I don't own any characters or anything else important from either.

I Hate...

by Ultrawoman

I hate the way you walk with me, and the way you dye your hair

I hate your stupid accent, I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb leather coat, and the way you make me feel

I hate it so much it makes me lie and I say it isn't real

I hate the way you talk to me, I hate it when you're right

I hate it that you make me laugh, when all I want to do is fight

I hate it when you're not around, and when it's not my name you call

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.

Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.