AMERICA is under attack! Liberals, femiNAZIS and soyboys are poisoning the minds of our children. Their masters are the so called "elites" who defiled this great land! Humble chruch going, freedom loving, hard working AmeriCANS are treated like slaves! Our time is running out and we must act!
People need a leader. And in these desperate times came the supreme BAD ASS Spartan Galaxy. He was brave, smart and strong and yet humble like JESUS himself (GOD BLESS US of A). Hes manly deep voice inspired the patriouts and terrified soyboys and femiNAZIS alike, and for perfect reason.
He assembled a team of four star cigar chopping BADASSES and together they ANNIHILATED soyboy parades with epic flamethrowers like in Warhammer 40k (PRAISE THE EMPEROR!)! People were cheering for them and females flew into their arms, but they said not before marriage because they dont want to make the baby JESUS cry (GOD BLESS!).
"This land is strong, good people are growing here" Spartan said in his BADASSITUDE, "But they are afreid to speak up because of cultural marxism and political correctness" he finished. "They need an example!" he said like that badass father from that epic movie Taken that triggers soyboys so much!
So then he and his team dragged the weak so called "elites" from their luhurious mansions and burned them in the streets. Hard working AmeriCAN people were no longer afraid and thay did the same in every city around AMERICA! Then they dragged femiNAZI harpies to the streets and burned them at the stake (GOD BLESS AMERICA!)!
After thet they remembered the rest of the world so they launced the massive crusade to free the rest of the world from mooslin barbarians and save the rest of the world! Mooslins were medEVIL barbarians that the so called "elites" brought from barbarous shitholes to pester the nice HARD WORKING, FREEDOM LOVING people! They lestened to SABATON and annihilated the mooslins like BADASS Spartans from that epic movie 300!
After the war they returned the negro to his natural state of servitude to WHITES (WHO CREATED CIVILISATION!), and females became servants of pleasure!
But then evil lizardmen attacked, who were behind all of this all along. But they incinereted the lizard men with HOLY and manly flamethrowers under the supreme guidance of ultimate BADASS Spartan Galaxy! Praise the EMPEROR! PRAISE HUMANITY!
Now the battle is won and NATURAL order is restored! PRAISE JESUS! GOD BLESS AMERICA! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES PEOPLE! GOD BLESS!