I don't even know how this happened. I was bored. Joking around with my cousin over Indian food. Take it up with her. That and... just roll with it.

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From CrystalMoonlightII, the writer of the Huniepop Problems fanfiction series, in collaberation with Tecmo Koei Pictures.

Comes a story of men and their ambitions. To ride the open road in a way never seen before.

Frank Martin awakens in the land of Imperial China. With a package like no other.

"So you want me to take this thing over to the boys in Chengdu, do ya? Well… this baby's got four wheel drive. No problem."

While Lu Bu still craves a test worthy of his metal. A way to free himself from the servitude of his demanding wife Diaochan.

"It doesn't matter how many of you there are! I'm still the greatest warrior that this land has ever seen!"

But what will happen… when their two worlds collide? Get ready… because this Fall… you'll be transported, to a Three Kingdoms experience like no other.

Lu Bu Feng Xian.

"Frank! Do you honestly think your metal steed can match the might of Red Hare? C'mon! Show me what you've got!"

And Jason Statham.

"I'm runnin' on forty-five fuckin' miles to the gallon, Lu Bu. You've just got one bloody horse."

In a tale of adrenaline like you've never seen before.

"Quickly! Cao Cao's attacking the castle!"

A tale… of retribution and revenge.

"Huh. Relax! I'm on it."

With more explosions and gunfights than you could shake your halberd at.

The Transporter of the Three Kingdoms. Coming to Cinema's July nineteenth. Rated R.

Book your advanced screening now at Yellow Turban Tickets dot com.

Again... I don't know how this happened. Thanks for stopping by!