Somewhere, in Hawaii…
A family from the U.S.A moved on to their new house…the Edmonds family by name…
There were Ms and Mr Edmonds and their daughter: Mertle….
Mertle was red-haired, she wore glasses and appeared to be the most despicable and bratty girl on earth…
Her parents spoiled her so much that something not good was born into her…
She had an imaginary friend called Bill Cypher, a one-eyed-one yellow triangle wearing a top hat…
Bill Cypher was her only friend until Merlte met…that guy!
One week after arriving in Hawaii and during one of Mertle's half birthday parties,
During a sack race… while cheating a lot, Mertle fell, straight into the forest, causing her to roll over, land into a bush full of nettles and scream in pain…
Mitch- hey what's that noise?
Lilo- that looks like someone is screaming… let's check it out…
Mitch- I'll go with you…
One girl of Mertle's age named Lilo was mushroom-hunting with her best friend Mitch who lost his parents one year ago, so he went to live with Lilo, Nani and their parents to move on, serving as a brother figure.
Meanwhile, Mertle managed to get out of the bush…
Mitch- hello there, are you okay?
Mertle- NO I'M NOT! I WAS THIS CLOSE TO WIN AT SACK RACING AND I LOST BECAUSE OF YOU!
Mitch- oh, you're probably hurt, let me carry you to make it all better, where's your house?
Mertle-GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME WEIRD! YOU'RE DIRTYING MY NEW T-SHIRT!
Mitch- sorry…I'll leave you, have a nice day…
Mertle-yeah right, be gone!
Mertle ran from Lilo and Mitch went to her room…
Mertle- great, now where's the key for my room?
Mitch-here… you forgot them when you fell…
Mertle-oh, thank you…
WHAT THE…HOW DO YOU GET HERE SO QUICKLY? AND HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE?
Mitch- The door was open so I… maybe it was rude, I'm sorry Mertle, I shouldn't have…
Mertle- how do you know my name?
Mitch- It's written on the door "Mertle's Room, Keep Out" That's a cute name, I'm Mitch…
You just moved into Hawaii did you?
Has somebody has ever told you that you were cute?
During one month, Mitch fell in love with Mertle and transformed that spoiled brat into a nice girl…
Mertle was one of Lilo's friends and Mitch's crush until…
Until Bill Cipher decided to get rid of Mitch because he was taking his place on Mertle's friend circle…
So Mertle's friend plotted against that boy…
Meanwhile…
Mitch- Hi Mertle…
Mertle- Hi Mitch, hey that's a nice T-shirt…
Mitch- you think?
Mertle- yeah, that one eyed triangle is cute…He looks like Billy
Mitch- That's Bill Cipher, the bad guy from my favorite TV Show "Gravity Falls"…
Mertle…I've got something for you…
While Mertle and Mitch chatted, Bill Cipher was driving a 16 wheeled truck, he had a plan…
Mitch- Mertle! Look out!
Mertle- MITCH! NOOOOOOOOOOOO…
The truck was charging at Mertle,
Mitch pushed the one he liked so much out of Bill's way,
Bill's truck was crushing Mitch's skull, killing him and ending its road by running over a Ford Pinto's rear bumper causing the car to explode with Mr and Mrs Pelekai in it as Mertle looked on…
Mitch gave her a paper with a heart drawed on it…
It was a love letter, only 3 words…
"I LOVE YOU"
Mertle cried…called the 911…there was nothing else to do…
As Bill Cipher's plan to make Mertle the Lilo and Stitch character we love to hate succeeded.
The on and off spoiled brat and bully made friends with some girls to make Lilo (it was her fault if Mitch died) suffer more than Mertle suffered while thinking of Mitch who remained forever in her heart…
As for Bill, time to defy Mabel and Dipper…
THE END