ZOMG NEW CHAPTER!


Shenron: Goku, I'm taking you to where you will be so controversial for this story.

Goku: The internet?

Shenron: No.

Goku: Another anime?

Shenron: Nope.

Goku: ...Superman's world?

Shenron: Superman's world.

Goku: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA….

The Teen Titans stare at Goku.

Goku: Who are you guys?

Robin: I'm the leader!

Starfire: I am an alien!

Raven: I'm a half demon!

Beast Boy and Cyborg: And we are hilarious and you will quote everything we say.

Goku: …

Titans: …

Darkseid: I'm here!

DC Universe: Darkseid's here!

Goku: Ka-me-ha-me-HADOUKEN!

Goku then fires a huge energy laser blast at Darkseid as soon as he he turned into a Super Sandwich (Yes I know what I said.)

Darkseid was enveloped by the attack, but took minor damage.

Goku: ...That should have killed you… how are you even alive!?

Darkseid: Um… plot?

Goku: Oh, that makes sense….

Everyone: ….

Goku then suddenly turned into a Super Saiyan 4.

Darkseid slaps Goku to the side followed by SSG Goku before SSB Goku kicks him in the nuts.

Darksied: Crap, I need something to beat hi- oh right I have this….

Darksied starts beating Goku up with a sign that said "ANTI LIFE EQUATION: 2+2=4".

Goku began to faint

Goku: Oh man, I can't beat him, he's too strong.

King Kai: Goku's down!

Vegeta: Does anyone really care?

King Kai: He died to a DC Character.

Vegeta: ...I'll rectify this mistake immediately!

Gohan: I'm also here.

Vegeta: Nobody cares nerd!

Beerus: I'm only here to show that Super still happened even if this the GT timeline.

Whis: I'm here because Beerus-San is here and I have to go with him.

Piccolo throws Bardock into a mountain in HFIL.

Piccolo: DODGE!

Bardock: Alright this should be easy enou-

Bardock a has a vision before crashing into said mountain.

Darksied: Now perish mortal.

Suddenly a portal opens up, grabbing everyone's attention, revealing The Winged Merchant in his shower completely naked.

Winged then screams like a girl and chucks a bar of soap at Darkseid's while the portal changes to show the Z-Fighters.

Krillin: ...Hi!

Darkseid fires an Omega and is about to hit him while he screams in fear.

Goku: Who are you?

Kakarot: I'm you but smarter.

Goku: Will any of this matter?

Kakarot: Probably not.

Bardock: KAKA-

Bardock throws a rock at his head and he immediately wakes up from it.

Bardock: -ROT!

Goku then gets up and started to scream as the 7 Dragon Balls floated around him as his hair starts flashing gold and his eyes turn green. Sparkles are floating around his body. It was Super Goku.

Goku: …

Darkseid: …

Everyone: …

Goku: Wait. Wrong form.

Goku then turns into the Super Saiyan New God form.

Goku then one shots Darkseid with a punch before a new Darkseid appeared.

Darkseid: You defeated me, now you must fight my true form to prove yourself.

Goku: YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAYY….!

Goku rushed into the portal while he screamed happily.

Darkseid (True Form) fires Omega Beams while Goku fired a KA ME HA ME HA!

UNIVERSAL EXPLOSION!

Goku fell out the portal and said, "I won!"

Goku then starts to fade away.

Shenron: Goku, you must now move on to the next universe to help.

Goku: Can I take my friends?

Shenron: Sure, why the heck not. It's not like this is canon anyway.

Galactus stared at SSB Goku and Vegeta.

Deadpool meanwhile held up a flag that said "Yang Xiao Long is best girl fight me!"

Winged Merchant soon joined him with a similar sign promoting the blonde waifu while everyone just stared at them with raised eyebrows and multiple questions flowing through their brains.

Suddenly everything explodes in a CGI explosion.

THE END.


It then zooms out to show Mega Man X, Zero, and Axl all sitting in a theater with popcorn and drinks.

Mega Man X: He dumped my fic in the trash for this crap?

Zero: Come on X, you were one of his earliest fics and he got trapped by the cliches and accidentally made you OP. I'm sure one day he'll finally go back.

?: Hey speak for yourselves!

They turn and see Bass sitting in the row behind them, who then points at Zero as he continues.

Bass: At least you got multiple chapters I was only in a one shot What-If where I was in your game series instead of you!

Axl: Hey, I wonder if I could get a fic.

Winged: Maybe one day. Now if you don't mind me, I've got a remake or two in the work and, who knows I may actually do remakes and a full version of your fics respectively, but no promises.

The Scout: Of course you do, Mr. "I Regret making Saitama vs Chara."

Winged: Can you not!


Welp, it's the end of 2019. I plan on changing accounts and starting anew with a few remakes of fics that I plan to improve. So you can probably consider this a dead account now for the most part. I also do have some new Death Battles planned that aren't going to be pieces of shit.