A/N: my laptop is lag and that suxorz


teno imediatly pull out his frager and try to smash naf enyos face! but naf enyo sad "lololol im on the tv noob"

"hunter" simaris sas "quick, i have a way 2 catch naf enyo!"

teno gos to simaris room and asks "ok simaris wat do?"

"we use the cassowary and find naf enyo. but first i need u to go into the tv an scan jim the warfame."

"wat why"

simaris says "for science."

"is this like that youtub video were u acually are a wee-"

"yes and no" simaris sas "i will explain no more because im simaris and thats how i roll"

teno shrugs and sas "ok lets roxor"

"Well, this has been pointless," sas til rutger in his SECRET LAB OF SECRETS. "The good Councilor is wasting all of my time. If Nef Anyo is allowed to continue using this..." tel raynor rols his eyes "'Jim the Evil Warframe', we're all going to have problems. As much as I loathe the Tenno… if it's against Nef Anyo, then perhaps…"

teno enters the tv zone!

"omg wat" sas naf enyo "how did teno get in here"

"ok simaris" teno sad "wat do i have to watch 4"

"find naf enyos tv" simaris sas "and scan jim the warfam"

so teno ran through tv zone. nothing seemd wrong except for the sap osprys flying around, srsly screw those guys

when all of a sudden "i am shadow, the hegehog!" then the shadow realize he dun goofed an say "i am shadow, true self!" it was shadow teno with a shadow bratenoby and shadow gamicor and shadow frager and it was spaming snow glob like a pro! "look at how noobish i am!"

"lol no ive playd persona 4 im not falin for this bro, im on a mishonh" teno sad and walked away leving shadow teno to deal with osprys.

"some1 find that teno!" naf enyo sas, and a bunch of mufflers and other corpos d00ds run in! "make him run out of ammo!"

teno run from the mufflers as they destroy his snow globs. "omg why hasnt de removed those yet!"

"hunter i believe it is time to explain more"

"about wat simaris?" teno ask

"about that utube video, i used the cassowary to put u in the tv zone, i also have enouff RAM and enouff data to do this" and simaris unleash his anime collection on the corpos, who fight hard but were no match agains an almost infinit supply of op main chars with 2 sords, why is 2 sords so popular anyway? why not 1 big sord? or one of those shields with a spike on it? 2 sords is overrated.

teno make a break for the end of the tv zone where naf enyo is fiming. simaris tells teno "i am haxoring the tv so he cant turn it off and lock u out, but first u have to scan jim from outside where he can't fight you!"

"ok got it simaris" and teno reaches for scanner. but as he stars scannin jim the evil warfram the sap osprys start catchin up cause they ignord shadow teno. "onoz! not those, anything but those!"

when out of nowhere, "IT'S HAMMER TIME!" and tell roger runs in and drops teh hammer on osprys! see this is what im talkin about, imagin how cool sao would be if there were hammers too! but no, just sords sords sords, all day, not even a mage or healer or an awesome leglas style archer or anythin.

"tiz rigor?!" teno sas in shock

"For the moment, we have a common enemy. Leave the Ospreys to me. You finish scanning..." taselhof regor sighs, "Jim the Evil Warframe, and then go in there and put Neffy six feet under."

"ok good plan bro" teno sas, he finishes scanning jim

"very good hunter" simaris opens a teleporter out of the tv zone on naf enyos side and teno jumps out, drop kicking jim the warfame in the face!

"omg wat" naf enyo sas as he runs away from his evil doom computer "jim! pwn that noob!"

jim the evil warfame gets back up before teno can finish turning arond. "u will nevar defeat me-"

then shadow teno jumps out of tv zone and kicks jim in the face too! "i am shadow, and u ignored a cool boss fight!"

jim the evil warfram falls 2 the floor, but its not over! he draws super deth sord and is all like "raaar im gona kill u!"

teno and shadow teno nod. they realize they got to pwn this noob.

jim fired his mega laser backward to try and get shadow teno but teno shots the gamicor prime at his arm, meanwhile jim run forward with the super deth sord but shadow teno blocks it with his frager!

sudenly a bunch of moas jump out and teno is like "onoz!" but tal rager sas "Ah, Moas. So easily subverted." an it turns out the moas were haxored by tel ragr!

while jim and shadow teno are in the whole thing where there weapons are scraping against each othr, teno unloads bratenoby into jim the evil warframs back at the same time the moas laser him

and jim the evil warfam falls, roxored!

"WHAT" naf enyo shouts over the intercom "NO!"

just then a loud and annoying voice over the same intercom shots "MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STUPID NAF ENYO! U JUST GAVE ME TEH SECRE LAB!" it was… … .. .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . ..vay heck! ! ! "NOW TENO, U R GOIN 2 DIE FROM THE DETH BOMBS OF DETH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !"

"hunter hurry up and get back into tv zone" sas simaris as he opens up tv zone again.

lol regor also jumps out! "Well, go on! The Councilor is hardly sane enough to not blow this place to smithereens, no matter how useful it is."

"ur weird lel ragar" teno sad "but ur pretty good" and he jumps into tv zone with shadow teno

shadow teno nods. "r u goin 2 fite me?"

"mabe later" teno sas "i need 2 go back to simaris."

"very well." shadow teno sas "until next time"

teno walks off knowing that one day they will meet agan in the cassowary, and have an epic pwnage duel.

he leaves the tv zone and simaris conglaturates him. "gg teno. gg. heres some ducats" simars give teno a bunch of ducats! finaly!

"thx simaris. now im gonna go level up this gamicor"

"right, gl with that" simaris sas

"We've secured Nef Anyo's…" til robor sighs and sas, "'Evil Doom Computer of Doom.' Councilor, call off your bombardment."

"I KNEW MY PLAN WOULD WORK! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! GO ON! WAT DOSE IT SAY ABOUT TURNING INVINCIBLE?"

"I'm not quite certain. It will take time to analyze the data… I believe it would be prudent for you to report to the Queens about this?"

"LOLOLOLOLOLOL RIGHT! IM GONA GET ALL THE FAVOR! ROFLMAO LOL WOOT WOOT LOL ROFL!" and vay heck leaves thinkin hes got the best part of teh deal and tl rgr dosent

tyl rygyr kickd jim the evil warfram into the ships garbage chute "Ah. Much better. Without the threat this wretch poses, and that imbecilic Councilor no longer shouting in my ear, I can do the proper research on this thing. And look at all the information they've stolen…"

"Information I can use."


to be continued or maybe not, it depends