Disclaimer: I claim no ownership over 'Being Human' or 'The Almighty Johnsons' nor am I profiting from this.

Pairing(s): Anders Johnson/John Mitchell.

Warning(s): none.

Word Count: 111.

Anders is rapping his pinky fingers against his fangs again. "I hate this week. Is it Friday yet? How much vampire lore is real?"

Mitchell changes the channel and considers retracting his fangs. Doing so would just earn him another attention seeking behavior, though which could be jumping on the couch or exercise in front of the television.

"We've been over this, Anders," he sighs. "It is Wednesday. I have an entire notebook on vampire lore which you refuse to study. Dawn knows it."

"Dawn reads gross vampire bodice ripper romances."

"You read those gross vampire bodice-ripper romances, love. Dawn and I wish you would stop reading them aloud in the office."